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Don't eat the frosting~

@ask-2pnothuman / ask-2pnothuman.tumblr.com

Hello~ welcome to our world! We're earth's personal species of psychopaths! Don't stay too long else you might learn something you shouldn't~ (NO NSFW [except maybe some blood and a tiny bit of gore] No cussing either. M!A: None DA Page:...
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A species of insanity

Has challenged humanity

Centuries of fear

Have now been made clear

More will switch sides than ever before

Because all is fair in love and war

(the lyrics in the comic are from Fall out boy: Pheonix)

#hai#still not dead#this comic has been in my head for#about 7 years or so#also i have three kids now#not sure if ill ever come back to this#but this was fun at least#i miss my murder babies a little#but i really dont think i could expand on this more#oh#this takes place after the cretures have be shown to mankind#and mankind tried to go to war with them#and so they just like#start turnning people into creatires left and right to basically say#you can't win#2p#ask-2pnothuman#not human#oliver kirkland#flavio vargas#allen jones#Louis bonefoy#hetalia
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(Made this a couple days ago, I just had to buy the app to post it >3<)

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sourtomatola
ask-alien-usa asked:

*Has a first aid kit* Oh hey dude! I've got this for your injuries! We have tons of water! almost 70% of the earth has water on its surface... I think

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sourtomatola answered:

“My species lives off of water, I come from an ice planet you see…My, you earthlings do vary in appearances don’t you…? You look very different from the last one I saw…”

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ask-alien-usa

If anyone knows most about earth, it’s probs me. So just ask if you’re curious.

Judging from appearances, You’re an ice dweller. And royalty eh? What’s royalty doin’ on Earth? 

“Oh, really? I’m sorry, I didn’t know earth had foreigners…My planet doesn’t get many visitors from the weather…And…as for what I’m doing here…I uh, was on my honeymoon but our ship was sabotaged… I’m princess Muriah by the way, very nice to meet you.”

“May I please have some water right now, I’m hungry…”

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ask-alien-usa

Lucky you’re not trying to pull yourself off of a peice of metal.

Nice to meet you miss Muriah. Sagadi miambra keyoche ckemembo. Tengo kiatre. (I welcome you here as, unfortunately you’ll stay for a long while)

“Thank you so very much, My kind lives off of water and…I think it’s called salt here…?”

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ask-garnet-dragon

@ask-2pnothuman

Now c'mon, I wanna go get some vodka.

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ask-2pnothuman

Oliver: Well alrighty then, Where would you like to go?

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ask-garnet-dragon

There’s a pub close by if you don’t mind going there.

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ask-2pnothuman

Oliver: Alright, I hope they have blood there ^^

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ask-garnet-dragon

Well, they might. Lots of people from my mafia go there so they have many different choices for drinks.

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ask-2pnothuman

Oliver: oh wonderful! I must warn you, I'm a lightweight...

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askbountyhunterjones

WISHING ALL OF YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS from All of US!

(Ornaments in order from left to right)
@askbountyhunterjones, @imp-a-dorkis, @ask-drink-pepsi, @ask-hitman-amelia, @askthe2pgenderfluidamerica, @askthemountainstates, @askmrcarmine, @ask2pcardverseusa,  @femcanada-maddie-williams, @ask-elsalvador, @ask-monster-hunter-jones, @askparttimerjones, @ask-2pnothuman, @ask-alien-usa, @dgs-nyo2pamerica-ella, @natethetenofspades, @ask-blogger-ollie, @askwitchy2pnyousa, @agatesilverandtopaz

Thank you so much for everyone participating in this little event! It’s a lot of fun seeing all the different sorts of ornaments from all over tumblr! Thanks again for making this event a success! And HAPPY NEW YEARS!

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just-shower-thoughts

“He’s nice, once you get to know him.” is a just a nice way of saying, “He’s an asshole, but you’ll get used to it.”

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ask-2pnothuman

((No, it’s a round about way to say “He’ll become a better person after knowing you”))

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