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i don't want a next life, i just want a nap

@punksergeant / punksergeant.tumblr.com

Rae, 22, Britain, Hockey, Check Please, Dogs, Marvel, Harry Potter, Tolkien, Books
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what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

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i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

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alem-do-sol

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

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dumbhero

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

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