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moderately-archived-deactivated

✉text → fwb

Cameron: i'll text you when I wake up okay?
cameron: and maybe later I'll come by for your birthday
cameron: what type of cupcakes do you like?
xander: alright, works for me
xander: you don't have to if you don't feel that well it's okay :(
xander: surprise me haha
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amysticalrose

✉text → fwb

aspen: you're being awfully whiny about this whole birthday thing
aspen: it's kind of a turn off
aspen: maybe you should try playing hard to get
xander: me?? whiny??? i would never
xander: yeah, i guess i could but why should i
#( text: xander. )
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babygirlism-deactivated20151223

✉text → fwb

noah: happy belated day you came out ur mums vag
noah: i bought you warming lube for a reason last week
noah: have fun getting yourself off tonight x
xander: thanks means a lot xx
xander: excuse me last time i checked it was my birthday so
#( text: xander. )#hey!!
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amysticalrose

✉text → fwb

aspen: i think knowing each other's birthdays is a boundary not to be crossed by this whole 'friends with benefits' thing
xander: well at least come over so i can enjoy the benefits of this thing you don't even have to mark on a calander how cool am i
#( text: xander. )#hello!
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mortalxty-blog

✉text → fwb

dallas: shit... i forgot.
dallas: i would bring a cupcake or something but all i can find in my fridge is a can of whipped cream.
xander: why you gotta be so rude plays in the background
xander: i'm not really hungry so just come over tbh
#( c: xander. )#hi!
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sweetsloved

— age gape au's.

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tccnheat
• We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle AU • You’re my new step parent’s child who is ten years my senior AU • I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a sugarbaby AU • You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool AU • My married neighbour is super hot and I watch them swim naked and like it AU • You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18 AU • I’m a demon and you’re the reincarnation of my soulmate, why the fuck are you only 20? Well I’m gonna make you fall in love with me again anyway AU • I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy AU • You’re my child’s new best friend but I have the urge to see you naked AU • My parent’s a dick, let’s hook up behind his back stepparent AU • College athlete and assistant coach AU • You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in AU • College professor and student AU • College professor and younger teaching assistant AU • I’m royalty and I’m being married off to someone much older than me AU • Monarch and their younger servant AU
Note: these are intended for all muses to be over 18.
#please
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finally off hiatus! i'm going to edit my blog and add 2 new muses so yeah

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