But We Are Not Men

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

1.01 ➜ 7.01 | parallels and contrasts

Roles I wanna see fat girls in:

Love interests Action stars Princesses Elves Sci- Fi Superheroes Badass Villains Any lead role

Roles I’m tired of seeing fat girls in:

The comic relief The charity case

i read this as ‘look at Benedict cumberbatch’ and my stupid ass sat here giggling because I was like “hehehehe I can’t believe he would take a funny selfie like that!” and it wasn’t until like five minutes later when I looked at the eyes, like really looked at them that it clicked that it wasnt actually him and I’ve never wanted to die so fucking bad. this one post just single-handedly ruined my entire year

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer’s Market Hot™.  

Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphan’s Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others.

See my point?

Farmer’s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable. It’s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, “Oh my god they’re so perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.” That’s for later.

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer’s market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from their Creativity Through Music class. It’s the look that says “I’m here to support our local beekeepers.” You see them and it makes you want to settle down. You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.

It’s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony, borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they’re white, racist shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.

Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall and be polite to the merchants.

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog’s leash while she waits at the knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.

Farmer’s Market Hot™.

Add this to your vocabulary.

It’s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.

farmer’s market hot

the quality content i am here for

I can’t not post this gif now

I’m honestly so done with “they’re faking their symptoms for attention!” like do you know that needing attention is a symptom for some personality disorders???? Do you know how paranoid you make mentally ill people that they’re faking their symptoms for attention?? Do you know how absolutely ableist you are???

When your whole squad is on point. By Samuel Grubbs

scottish people twitter…

Fucking the donut suicide one omfg

I can’t even read these without doing the accent xD it’s so good

{#howto be so super adult by Tom Vrab}

Tom: “ Siri, what’s my name?”

Siri: [robotic, monotone voice] “ You’re Tom, but you asked me to call you vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina - “

[Tom dances to Siri repeatedly saying vagina]

ominously hetero is my new fave term

im gonna miss the masterpieces such as this