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The Napoleon of Crime

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Hey. Long time no texting. I might bring Jim back, but on a different new blog. It’s to help clear things out and make it neater.

Haven’t really gotten back into the Sherlock fandom, but Jim is my baby. 

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Jim stood there at the door with his case. It was his time to go after all these years. He kept a small notebook of memories that he looked over from time to time, and he was looking at it now. “I’m sure going to miss this place.”

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To all you beautiful people who followed me, hi. I’m Alex. Nice to meet you. But I do bring sad news.

After ~5-6 years of having him, I’m thinking it’s time to let Jim go. I’m not in the Sherlock fandom anymore, and Jim hasn’t been that active lately (or at all.) But you can still find me at untrustwcrthy-fcrtuneteller, ithinkiknowagal, theforgottenada, and lcftbchind-grandmothcr. You can also ask for my D*scord.

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    “I’m.. Sor-  woah!” Lena yelped as she was picked up by Jim. She seemed to giggle and hold on tight. “You’re a lot stronger than you look y’know that?” 
    Lena laid her head on his shoulder as she was carried out. Her eyes beginning to flutter closed. “i’m sorry…. Jim..” She was beginning to fall asleep. But she was smiling. She could see the car coming closer through her slow blinking. 

“I work out occasionally.” He begrudgingly admitted. He knew he couldn’t always rely on Sebastian. Mostly when he wasn’t there. Jim was also reluctant to take her to the hospital in case anyone tried to persecute him. But, on his better judgement, he took her there. 

Jim held her the entire time.

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    She took a deep breath and sat back finally. Looking at Jim. “Good. Good. And your meeting. What’s gonna happen with your deal or.. I don’t know? Wow my head really hurts..” She placed her hand on his shoulder to lean on. Hopefully feeling more stable. “I know you were really banking on that going through..” 
    “I probably have a concussion… We should.. Go..” 

“I can take my losses.” He went with. There’s always another time to make more plans. There was no replacing her. Not after everything they’ve been through. Without much in the way of warning, he picked her up. The other men offered to help, but he just instructed them to get the car ready.

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    Lena fell onto her hands once she felt the body holding her fall to the ground, still dizzy from the initial attack. Jims presence made her feel a bit better  anyway though. “Ah-.. James..” She coughed out. “Fuck that hurt..” She was heaving from it all. 
    “I’m.. Sorry about that. I should’ve waited for you.” A shakey hand lifted to her face to feel the scrape across her cheek. “Like I need any more scars, damn it.” 
    “Where’s Tiger? Is he okay too?” 

“Hey. I should be the sorry one. I shouldn’t have sent you alone.” He was freaking out. Maybe not bluntly, but he was always worried about her.

“Sebastian is fine. He’s on another mission.” Jim assured her.

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     Lena had fallen to the ground from a blow the head. “Ngh…” she groaned and reached around to feel where the throbbing pain was coming. That was before she received a kick to her stomach that made her loose her breath. And she was coughing someone with sharp nails grabbed her by her hair and lifted her onto her knees. Revealing a scraped face and blood dripping down her face. 
    This was a trap. She’d been sent here by James and it was a trap. Was it a set up for him to fall into? Or did he do this on purpose… She couldn’t think clearly right now while receiving another few hits. She wasn’t even able to get a good look at their faces through this, her vision was slightly blurry and she wasn’t able to focus on anything. 
    “What.. the fuck..” 
    Lena was trying to reach for her phone to try and call Sebastian or Jim when she heard footsteps coming closer.

Jim had been planning this meeting for months. Just in case, he wanted his sister to be there so she could help set things up before he got there. Even he couldn’t have predicted this outcome.

He had come over with a couple of his men for backup. The criminal never trust many people enough to go to something alone. When they got there, they were attacked, but his men took care of the problem. 

“Lena!” He ran over to his baby sister.

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“God- Jimmy don’t talk like that around me” she whispered, hand resting over her fluttering heart.

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“But I can’t help it. It’s quite a blessing and a curse.” He purred, leaning in to pepper her face with loving kisses.

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Marilyn squealed with delight, then seized his face between her soft palms and pulled him to her lips, kissing him deep and slow, before sliding her fingers through his hair. She pulled away and gave him a tender smile, tilting her head a bit as she gazed at him in silence. She loved him. She could feel it in all of her body- in her bones.

Jim had a genuine smile on his face for the first time in ages. She had a contagious aura about her that gets to even him. When they pulled away, he admired her face just as she was doing the same for him. “You are just your own brand of beauty, and I love it.”

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“Jim.” Marilyn said firmly, kicking the box toward him. “Tell me why you’ve got all that shit under the bed, huh?” She questioned, the box containing weapons... and some things she didn’t even know what they were.”

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Jim didn’t expect Marilyn to come out of nowhere when he came out of the bathroom. Normally, he didn’t mind this. But she had to confront him about Sebastian’s ‘toy chest’. “... Guess I should finally come clean about that.”

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Marilyn giggles at his quick pounce, breathing in deeply as he hugged her. God it felt good to be in his arms again. “I missed you too, Jimmy... I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long- my head hasn’t been right.” She whispered, before nuzzling into his neck, pressing a soft kiss there.

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@marilyngoddamnmonroe

It was like a hole in his heart was finally filled again. It showed with his ever so gentle touch as if he thought she was as fragile as glass. “Are you feeling any better now, darling?”

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“What have you been up to, huh sugar?” She asked, gently running her hands through his hair, nails scratching his scalp in a tender massage. “Have you gotten into any trouble?” She purred, a brow raised.

“Mmm..... maybe a little here and there.” Jim shrugged. The Irishman was usually getting into trouble one way or another. He allowed his arms to rest around her waist. 

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Marilyn giggles at his quick pounce, breathing in deeply as he hugged her. God it felt good to be in his arms again. “I missed you too, Jimmy... I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long- my head hasn’t been right.” She whispered, before nuzzling into his neck, pressing a soft kiss there.

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@marilyngoddamnmonroe

It was like a hole in his heart was finally filled again. It showed with his ever so gentle touch as if he thought she was as fragile as glass. “Are you feeling any better now, darling?”

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She moved to take his hand, holding it up to press a gentle kiss to his palm. “I think so… I’m better every day- and… being with you…” she paused to cup his cheek, her loving eyes gazing in to his, “makes it so much easier.” She moved to kiss his lips, tender and sweet.

Ever move, however soft and gentle, made move butterflies spawn in his stomach. There was this hardened international criminal, a man who has taken on the world in more was than one, and this one woman is the Delilah to his Sampson. Jim more than happily reciprocated her kiss, letting himself become vulnerable.

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Marilyn giggles at his quick pounce, breathing in deeply as he hugged her. God it felt good to be in his arms again. “I missed you too, Jimmy... I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long- my head hasn’t been right.” She whispered, before nuzzling into his neck, pressing a soft kiss there.

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@marilyngoddamnmonroe

It was like a hole in his heart was finally filled again. It showed with his ever so gentle touch as if he thought she was as fragile as glass. “Are you feeling any better now, darling?”

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