sing until your lungs give out

Comparing Pets

Tapastic. Twitter.

noooooo!! hahah that’s so cute I love it!!!

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

I laughed WAY to hard at this

fuck that baby shoes story. this is the shortest saddest story ever told.

Everything is cool when you've been quarantined.

I know this is a typo but this is so Fucking comical it's poetic

I was walking in a park and saw an old man sitting under a tree. I joined him and said,

“Oh wise old man, give me some wise old man advice.“ 

He looked into the distance and said,

"In a room full of gunmen, befriend the one who holds the bullets.”

We then sat there for awhile and I woke up.

From episodes 3, 6, 8, 9, 10

Barn Owl displaying its beautiful feathers

In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:

raymond vs cucumber

Hey!

this is actually one of the funniest parts of futurama

everything about this is sending me

Lowkey that hat WAS Gay as hell