there is something wrong with me but together there could be something wrong with us <3
THE THICK OF IT | 4.02
Happy Star Wars day!
snoopy of the day
Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)
official boob post
WOE: dog unjustly denied prosciutto, local woman to be pilloried in town square
sentence commuted. woman must look at the beautiful perfect always correct dog and think about her cruelty instead
oh yes it's that time of year
my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
"reverted based on user feedback" is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard
When my partner had top surgery, as he was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room, I dumped two of these out of a paper bag onto his bedside table and said "The doctor said you can keep these, if you want. Like when you get wisdom teeth pulled." The nurse laughed so hard she cried.
official boob post
when u rompin around with ya pot
when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot
when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release
faceplant
We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
IT’S BREAD DAY!
…Yay!
IT’S BREAD DAY AGAIN! (cc: @petermorwood )
xabi alonso the man you are
my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀
A Series of Seaside Mishaps.