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read this
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Same bad bitch energy
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Anonymous asked:
Do you like poems?
yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem
for context these are the poems
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How long is your musical playlist?
mine is 361 songs and 22 hours and 27 minutes
907 songs, 51 hrs, 52 mins (these aren’t all obc cast recordings, some duplicates and bootlegs etc) but shit...
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Terrible Lessons You Learned from Musical Theatre
Hamilton: Don't fuck up. Ever. You will die.
Waitress: You know what's great? Adultery.
Chicago: Easiest way to fame and fortune? Murder.
Wicked: Only pretty people can overthrow the government.
Rent: Don't ever compromise in the slightest, especially if you're poor and dying.
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Nothing good will ever happen to you if you're physically disabled. But you'll sound great.
Heathers: The popular kids were right, you really should avoid the weirdos in high school.
Aladdin: Lie your way to a good relationship. Especially if she's rich. She'll get over it.
Book of Mormon: Blasphemy and fan-fiction are great for stabilizing war-torn parts of Africa.
School of Rock: Lie your way to a great career. Especially if your boss is hot. She'll get over it.
Something Rotten: Originality is dead, but that's hilarious.
Phantom of the Opera: Love never dies, and neither will this show.
Lion King: Julie Taymor did something right.
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Me watching The Lion King 2019: give them more human faces. They're too animal to emote let them have facial expressions
Me watching Cats 2019: pplease... ple ase make them look more like cats... i'm begging you... just make them realistic cats forr hte love of g od
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Since we all talking about the lion king lets talk about the only good remake
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For the “drunk” dance on Holiday Inn (1942), Fred Astaire had two drinks of bourbon before the first take and one before each succeeding take. The seventh and last take was used in the film. (x)
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Australian politics is really just like this.
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bagginshield + bag end (requested by @emsiecat)
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In the town of Greendale, where it always feels like Halloween, there lived a girl who was half-witch, half-mortal. Who, on her sixteenth birthday, would have to choose between two worlds: the witch world of her family, and the human world of her friends. And that girl is me.
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When you have Eurovision at 8 but you have to guard the wall at 9
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me when im watching the olympics tbh
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reblog if the first musical you ever listened to was not hamilton
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Ok. But no one in Thor: Ragnarok was as funny, cool or interesting as this guy was
I need a sequel/short film about him and Miek that includes a revolution and some of Doug’s backstory too.