Santa: “What do you want for Christmas, young lady?”

Me: *looks Santa straight in the eyes* “Santa, you know very well what I want.”

Santa: *rolls eyes* “how many times do I have to tell you, that when I’m in the UK, I’m not going to ‘casually’ steal one direction for you”

Me: *sad face* “but Santa, they will understand when you tell them you’re stealing them for their future wife.”

Me: *smiles*

Santa: *throws me off his lap* “you should really ask for something easier for Christmas, like I don’t know, maybe to get some mental help.” *gets on his sleigh and flys away*

Me: *sadly waits another year without getting kissed under the mistletoe by one direction*

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╮(─▽─)╭ so this follow forever means i reached 5000 followers! ╮(─▽─)╭ and i am very grateful for every single one of you guys you’re so cute and smol ily all almost as much as i love watching porn on weekdays  (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

along with your very special spot on this beautiful post you will also get a friendship bracelet which i made myself (expect it to arrive sometime soon) and i will send you a portrait of me (drawn by me) for you to put up wherever you want to (preferable somewhere everyone can see it ofc)

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X-Z xjclifford​ xlukexpancake​ xmashtoncakex​ xorosebudxo​ xxlilacniall​ xyhemmings​ yeehawhemmo​ yolucifer​ younastiepasties​ youqoglencoco​ zaddylouis​ zadewest​ zainpops​ zarray​ zarryt​ zayncal​ zayndwiches​ zaynishigh​ zaynsash​ zaynstoilet​ zayntoxicateme​ zaynxkilam​ zerrial​ ziallbaes​ ziallercupcakes​ ziallxalmighty​ ziamknights​ ziamsighs​ ziouis​ zodiacashton​ zynmallik​

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i personally think 5k is a big milestone so that’s why there’s so may people in this follow forever this time. i pick these people by going through my list of followers and adding anyone who i feel has a good blog, is a good and active follower of mine, stands out to me, or is a good friend of mine!

BASICALLY; i scroll through my followers, i see a url that i recognize or that somehow makes me remember them or even unconsciously just pay attention to them (so technically you could’ve followed me last week and i just happen to remember your url and my mind thinks it’s meaningful and a special follower even tho it could be any random person i don’t even know) so there’s really no system except me leaving it to my mind.. and that’s why i might miss people who are important and i might’ve added people who rn are wondering why the hell they are on here..  (´ー｀) sowwy!

if you’re not in here and you’re sad about it, you should know that i choose from almost 4000 blogs, and even tho it’s a big one it’s only natural for me to skip a lot of blogs that my mind doesn’t realize should be on here! i know that i have forgotten people, most likely if you’ve recently changed your url or even icon, or not been very active in association with me recently! if you want to be in my next follow forever you should make me see you and notice you; be an active follower so that i see you in my notifications, come talk to me and be my friend (pls) and just be an awesome blog with HQ posts cuz that’s what turns me on rawr!

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS SPECIAL TO ME I LOVE YOU  (づ￣ ³￣)づ

get yourself a man that can pry a crazy bitch off of you

Make me admit stuff?

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married?

Someone needs to send all of the members of one direction and their girlfriends to a cabin in the middle of nowhere. So, Zerrie can work everything out. So, Elounor can get back together. So, Sophiam can continue standing strong and for Narry to show them all how a relationship is suppose to be

YouTube, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!

Harry looks like a dad who’s kid has been crying for the past hour about wanting ice cream and Harry kept saying no and then he finally gives in!

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

demons strengthen with numbers

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

Hillary Clinton during her speech accepting the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination. (via summercassadee)

your creature name

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

rerta, how is that pronounced.

why does the whole ‘women can date as often as they want and not be shamed for it’ attitude disappear as soon as taylor swift does something