you have 6 seconds to pass me that blunt before i threaten to kill myself
now more than ever we need brunettes to keep wearing jeans
best response of all time
you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?
bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive
oh it’s ms.
Got called straight yesterday…what am I doing wrong
reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from
why don’t you go listen to Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows from the hit 2004 movie Shrek 2 and then maybe you’ll feel better
Whimpering at the club #scared
thinking about this
SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS