(incredibly late horse plinko meme, bc I just remembered from this post)

all good grandsons strive for these stats

Kill grandfather jujitsu

That's because this is Silmarillion

Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(

If my rhyming isn’t great, can you really blame me?

That man lived my life and then tried to defame me!

I’m just out of practice because my crib is a hole

will i ever take back what Eminem stole?

(high pitched backup vocals: his only friends are two mice and a mole)

open sims roleplay

‘Oh feebee lay…’

2020.06.20

Me when im in an area

painting practice of a screenshot during the final scorpy rumbleverse stream.

rip rumbleverse 🫡

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

Strong Bad got invited to be on Hot Ones but declined because of his dearly held belief that ones should be cold

liking my mutuals' posts sloppy style

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

Didn't like it

yeah okay ill reblog that

jalapeno!

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

wait wait you’ve been pondering at the museum? I’ve just been jerking off there