in a handbasket, headed south

The Siren’s Allure. A new gay painting in the vintage style of Felix d’Eon;  mermen in love.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

This is the most I’ve ever liked LeBouffant.

My haunted mansion guest room is finally finished and I love how it turned out. Tomb sweet tomb!!

You did a wonderful job! So wonderful!

SO FUN

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

he is here

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

“Sit.” 🔊

Oh god, actual tears in my eyes laughing.

You just got off work, its late at night, and now youre walking home alone in not the best part of town. Youre minding your business when suddenly you see these six walking towards you acting rowdy and talking loudly about tax evasion. Do you cross the street or face your fears and take your chances?

i would take the chance. you can tell the kid on the left isnt even in a fraternity because who the fuck wears pastel yellow shorts like what a geed LMAO! the three on the right would run away when I tell them that my dad makes more than their dad so don’t have to worry about them. The tall kid might try to fight me but you can tell by his walk that he has a caseless iphone so fuck him im going to smash that iphone. suspenders kid is the strongest out of all of them and can drink a lot…he probably can bench a ton….idk i would try to avoid him….but i like my chances

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

british television at its finest

Nicole Kidman attends ‘Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology’ Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City.

Claire Danes dress slayed my life!

Kitten chasing a ping pong ball. [video]

Oh my GOD

“It wouldn’t be legal to marry” (Startling Stories, 1952)

Nicki Minaj attends ‘Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology’ Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City

serving kingdom hearts gadgets and final fantasy x belt realness

NICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OMG!!

→ it’s a very greek idea, and a very profound one. beauty is terror. whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it.

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

one of the most iconic pieces of literature of our time

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

this is the Bun of Spoons. reblog to share in her magics of abundant spoons.

@thesylverlining

This is exactly what I need. What we all need. Bless the Bun of Spoons <3

… @deadcatwithaflamethrower it’s a spoon bunny. I- I just-

I WILL BE BORROWING THOSE SPOONS NOW, BUN-BUN.

BUN! OF! SPOONS!