“youre laughing because youre lying!”

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phil + trying to distract dan by shaking his arm

text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

Modern Fairytale

Modern Fairytale

Word Count: 15,882 (omg) Rating: T Genres: angst/fluff Warnings: language, (some) violence, mentions of blood

Synopsis: Dan hadn’t even wanted to go watch his flatmate’s friend’s band perform, but now he was backstage and trying really hard not to make eye contact with the guitar player because he was really, really, unfairly cute. Or, the ridiculously long and fluffy sassy pastel!Dan and nerdy punk!Phil AU that no one wanted.

In no way does this story attempt to cast aspersions on real life people or events, and everything in it is purely fictitious, simply a way for me to practise writing and let my imagination run free. You can read a bit more here. Please never share my fanfiction with Dan, Phil, or anyone else who would be made uncomfortable by seeing it - that includes reblogging and putting them in the tags. Thanks!

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A/N: i can’t believe i’m doing this, good god, HI, this is my first phanfic and i hope you like it. one hundred per cent inspired by llster‘s pastel!dan/punk!phil au, which is my all-time fave, and i used a bit of that storyline, but also added my own spin, so i hope that’s okay! i just really wanted some pastel/punk where dan and phil’s personalities were more similar to the real ones we see (so i’m sorry for the language but it’s just meant to be realistic dan ha). i’d love to hear your feedback, good or bad, just please be constructive! ty for reading!

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“Could you at least try and look like you’re having a good time?”

“I’m having a great time, see?”

Dan pointed at his face, wearing the most deadpan expression he could muster.

“You’re so irritating,” Ed grumbled, shoving him on the arm.

“I’m here, aren’t I?” Dan reasoned with him, pushing himself off the pole he’d been leaning on and drawing up to his full height in an attempt to look a little more enthusiastic. “And I’m not having a bad time… it’s just that those first two bands were…”

“Not great?” Ed suggested.

“Crap.”

“Oh shut up, just because this isn’t your taste in music.”

“You don’t need to like heavy metal to be able to hear when a drummer is out of time or when a singer is doing an excellent re-enactment of my grandma’s cat the time I stepped on it.”

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Everything is blue His pills, his hands, his jeans And now I’m covered in the colors Pulled apart at the seams And it’s blue -Halsey, Colo(u)rs

donna needs to appreciate him more

Signs as these donna and the witty guy

The guy: sagittarius, aquarius, leo, gemini, pisces, aries, libra

Donna: scorpio, cancer, virgo, capricorn, taurus,

i really hope that phil completely slays his old high school bullies at this reunion omfg

In his own subtle way im sure he does

oh you work with tech? cool did you see this new app i made? oh you like video games? have you seen my highly successful channel based on them? oh you like to bake? have you seen my baking videos that get millions of hits? oh you have 1000 followers on twitter? did you see my 1.7 million?

oh you like to read? you should check out my book it comes out in october. oh you listen to bbcradio1? check out my radio show first monday of every month at 9 pm. oh you saw big hero 6? i was in it.

oh you never got to travel? let me tell you about the places you should go when you can, they’re all quite grand. pewdiepie? yeah i’m on first name basis with him and his girlfriend, we visit when we can.

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