Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?
Alyssa : Yes
Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea
been traveling...
Item: bottles of Tesco Slimeade, Bat Blood, and Nasty Nectar
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
Molemaniacs sound off
Persimmon Appleberry, the worlds most helpful gnome, has been slain by poachers
playing my game
hello guys and today we’re going to be interviewing The Sickening Stone
LOL I asked it to reveal to me unholy knowlecge & it threstened me with 1,000 years Pocket dinension . It does NOT , have that power 😭
you people will reblog anything
voiced it <3
Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet