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i swear those dumbass buzzfeed novelty recipes to “impress” your friends w godawful jalapeno-popper-chicken-lollipop-spaghetti-chilaquiles hybrids are this decade’s equivalent to those 50s recipes for jellied mackerel served in its moulded form on a bed of lettuce w orange slices and ketchup to decorate.
I thought I was finally ready to play this story without too many feels...nope was not prepared enough.
I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought
Oops I accidentally had a photoshoot instead of playing through the story
Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.
My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.
I’ve taken so many screenshots of Aurene but this is my favorite.
“I have been a healer in the Sunspears for over a decade. But maybe you are right, I am not your usual doctor,” Ashirat placed the medical supplies over the table. “I do have a whip, and a *very* sharp sword. So, if you believe I am indeed an assassin, you will have to content yourself with one of our medics-in-training.”
Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL
you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting
SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE
MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF
oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack
But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation
accurate
My phone is crashing from all the gay
I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Used a hair kit and bought Aria some new shinies :D
