henlo

they should invent friends for people in their twenties

I am the sluttiest person in this library

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

you should be able to stay home from work just because you're a little sleepy

Do not come into my room without an appointment

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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

Grasp

Inspired by the Pillars of Creation star cluster

As seasons change the fish must migrate.

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