My Head

​somebody thinks they are dead because nobody had spoke to him for five minutes

the man says what do we do with all this mess. 

just give up HAHAHAHAHA

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

this got more attention than I thought it would

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

i made it better

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

Do I even need to say it.

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

I raise u 

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

I add

please consider

A new challenger enters the stage

how about…

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

Translate this meme for me, please.

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.

OMG. This. Changes. Everything.

Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine!

OH MY GOD, THIS WILL HELP ME SO MUCH. I GET SO SCARED WHEN I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST TOOK MY MEDS TWICE.

THANK YOU, I’M ABOUT TO CRY.

Let me share with you guys a product that super helps me remember if I took my meds or not (because while the above is great, I still would manage to confuse myself):

They count as soon as you put the top back on. So if I don’t know if I’ve taken my medication for the day, I can check the cap to see how long ago I opened the container! It’s brilliant! 

JFC THIS IS A GAME CHANGER.

I KNOW THIS IS MY ART BLOG BUT EVERYONE WHO TAKES MEDS SHOULD SEE THIS.

Don’t forget! ♥️

For all my friends who take meds on the regular or anyone in general. A great post.

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

GOTTEM

this shit killed me wtf