Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys
my constant need for affection vs my disgust of vulnerability
lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol
Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.
hmmm
Every time I see pictures of cats that are super orange I think to myself.. ahhh yes… very cheddar… very cheddar indeed
Cheddar floofin appreciation post
just a dude & his skateboard
Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.
GLASS dir. M Night Shyamalan
shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
i slap your nuts from across the room with one of these
what the actual fuck
i dont explain my poetry often
even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters