What is happening. What.

It’s our job to protect history. 

Yeah, rich white guys’ history. A lot of my history sucks.

If Darth Vader hadn’t killed all the Jedi, there’s NO WAY Luke would have become a Jedi Master. Not for lack of talent, and definitely not because of the Dark Side, but dude, Luke Skywalker trying to comply with the “no emotional connections” policy?

The Council would be like “Luke, stop making friends, it is the Path to Corruption” and Luke would be like “What? It’s only Han” “What about these other 356,739,000 people you made friends with?” “They’re really nice! If you got to know them-” “And you and your sister need to stop saving each other. Only we can authorize rescues. Connection Is Bad.” and so Luke Skywalker fled the Order in the dead of night, never to be seen again, except by his 356,739,000 friends, many of whom are in the Jedi Order anyway

One of my favorite things about history is how little bits of it are preserved through traditions and mythology and we don’t even notice it. Like how we still say “’Tis the season” at Christmastime. Who says ‘tis anymore? No one, it’s dead except in this tiny phrase. I had a friend once tell me that she noticed the only group of people who could consistently identify a spinning wheel were girls between the ages of 4 and 7. Why? Sleeping Beauty. There are little linguistic quirks that have been around for centuries, bits of slang we use that people 400 years ago would recognize, but unless you showed someone a 400 year old dictionary, they’d never believe it. Whispers of the past are always there.

okay so diego luna said that this moment where K2-SO slaps Cassian was improvised during the take by alan tudyk..

so i went back and looked and you can sEE DIEGO HIDING HIS LAUGHTER IN THE SCENE

Just a reminder:

Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote In the Heights to prove that Latinos aren’t knife wielding criminals.

Lin-Manuel Miranda didn’t want to focus on the guy selling drugs on the corner, he wanted to focus on the guy who owns the corner store.

Lin-Manuel Miranda wanted to show Latinos in college.

Lin-Manuel Miranda wanted to show Latinos wishing to change the world.

Lin-Manuel Miranda wanted to show Latino business owners.

Lin-Manuel Miranda wanted to show even though Latino culture is different, we are still legitimate Americans.

Lin-Manuel Miranda set In the Heights happen during July 3rd to July 5th.

Lin-Manuel Miranda shows the barrio celebrating the 4th of July.

Lin-Manuel Miranda also shows the barrio being incredibly prideful of their country of origin.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is saying being proud of one country does not invalidate the love for another.

In the Heights is as much of an American Musical as Hamilton. 

AHHHHHH^^^^^^

Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up

No wonder he’s always screaming

Billie Joe Armstrong adds extra “Bang Bang” lyrics at the AMAs

#i cant believe green day came back from the ashes like a pop punk phoenix just to drag donald trump

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS

Rome.

#get you a friend like jake peralta #who will support you and validate you and lift you up when you’re feeling down and just be an overall precious human being (▰˘◡˘▰)

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

me: I promise I won’t get political…

me, after 3 drinks:

Mulder really was woke beyond his years

FAVORITE MOVIES  » Little Women 

“I don’t wanna die. I’ve never even been kissed. I’ve waited my whole to be kissed, and what if I miss it?”