Alien Space Princess

from The Agony of Intimacy by Jeanette Winterson, published in Granta

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poetry and van gogh

buy me a coffee

Sorry I didn't get back to you it's just that I'm completely unfit for human interaction.

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

am i right gamers

hey gamers am i right

Thanks @ninkisixx

Megadeth or Metallica || Mötley Crüe or KISS || Joe Satriani or Steve Vai || Slaughter or Firehouse || L.A. Guns or Faster Pussycat || Ratt or Skid Row || Def Leppard or Iron Maiden || Oasis or The Stone Roses || The Who or Cream || Deep Purple or Led Zeppelin || Bob Dylan or Simon & Garfunkel || The Doors or The Rolling Stones || The Sex Pistols or The Stooges || Pearl Jam or Nirvana || Soundgarden or Alice in Chains || Black Sabbath or Judas Priest || Van Halen or Y&T || Whitesnake or Alcatrazz || Cinderella or Quiet Riot || Aerosmith or Bon Jovi || AC/DC or Guns N' Roses || Poison or Warrant || Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth || David Bowie or T.Rex || Queen or The Beatles || Elton John or Rod Stewart || Michael Jackson or George Michael || Pink Floyd or Rush || Electric Light Orchestra or Fleetwood Mac || Creedence Clearwater Revival or Lynyrd Skynyrd || Damn Yankees or Bad Company || Styx or Genesis || Journey or Foreigner || Rammstein or Scorpions || Hanoi Rocks or Pretty Boy Floyd || Steelheart or White Lion

@fuhkdd

My other Tumblr friends dont know any of these bands other than the Beatles and David Bowie so I literally have no one else to tag...hecck

I assumed I pick them? So Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Steve Vai, don’t know between Slaughter or Firehouse and between LA Guns and Faster Pussycat, Skid Row for sursies, Def Leppard, The Stone Roses, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Bod Dylan, The Doors, Sex Pistols, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Black Sabbath, Van Halen but specifically David Lee Roth Van Halen, Whitesnake, Quiet Riot, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Poison, David Lee Roth, Bowie, Queen, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bad Company, Styx, Foreigner, Scorpions, Pretty Boy Floyd, and White Lion

Sir Edward John Poynter, The Festival, 1875. Oil on canvas, 137.2 × 53.4 cm. Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago.

i live in florida

@fuhkdd This man is literally meeting all of my requirements

Oh my god I love him

"People have always been people" is my favourite part of anthropology

People graffitid your mum jokes on the walls of Pompeii

Junior monks wrote complaints into their copied manuscripts

The Aboriginal Australians passed down 10,000 year old oral histories in campfire stories

Children played with little rolling ox toys in Mughal India

Indigenous Americans hurled balls around courts in games like ones we still play

Bored Roman soldiers carved dicks on Hadrian's wall

Vikings climbed to very high places in distant countries just to carve their names there

Women in ancient Egypt sang songs making fun of their husbands while they worked

Victorian schoolgirls embroidered their hatred of stitching into their samplers

People have always been people, and it is my favourite thing

Please reblog this version which has some updated and more accurate terminology, and feel free to add on your own Historical Shenanigans!

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.

Meirl

everyone: “oh no coronavirus :((((“

me:

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked