• Ambitious // Vindictive
• Self-critical // Selfless
• Idealistic // Relaxed 
• Loyal // Innovative
• Patient // Neat
• Kind // Moody 
• Fearful // Open
• Frugal // Glamorous
• Trusting // Confident 
• Perfectionist // Patriotic
• Methodical // Humorous 
• Maternal/Paternal // Callous

• “my cat keeps breaking into your apartment and ate all of your plants so i asked you out for dinner to apologize”
• “we’re both at the grocery store at 3 am and you offered to arm wrestle me for the last box of cereal”
• “i knew you in high school and i ran into you at a renaissance fair wearing full knight regalia”
• “you’re sleeping on my best friend’s couch while your house is being renovated and you have really weird habits like attempting to sing opera in the shower and you keep eating all of my cheerios”
• “you had a party and i got really drunk and stole your toaster, so i showed up the next day to return it and you were really hungover so i made you breakfast (but i burnt all of it)”
• “you’re a lifeguard at my kid’s swimming competition and i fell in the pool with all my clothes on and you awkwardly tried to save me even though i didn’t need it”
• “you work at a pet store and i came in to look at the tarantulas, but somehow we lost the biggest one and its loose somewhere in the store and it really doesn’t help that you’re terrified of spiders and keep sporadically screeching when you think you saw it”
• “i’m a firefighter and you started a fire in your kitchen but you’re still flirting with me even though you’re not wearing pants and im carrying you down a ladder as you compliment me on my muscles ”

• I just found out that you’re the asshole who has been stealing my coupons from the Sunday newspaper every week and I am going to make. you. PAY!! AU
• You’re mowing your lawn at 5AM and that is completely unacceptable and I’m going over to your house to yell at you about how unacceptable this is AU
• I always see you doing weird shit at ridiculous hours of the night and it makes me feel better because I do weird shit in the middle of the night too AU
• You greeted me in the strangest way this morning when I was getting my mail and we’ve been neighbors for like 3 years and this is the first time you’ve ever spoken to me I have no idea what is going on AU
• It’s like 3AM and my roommate locked me out of the house and I forgot my keys and I’m really drunk pls take pity on me and let me crash at your place for the night o’ neighbor of mine AU
• You’re a famous viner and I constantly witness you doing the weirdest things AU
• You live in the apartment above me and your water pipe burst and is flooding into my apartment and you can hear me yelling so you come down to my apartment to see what’s going on and witness me standing in my kitchen/bathroom/whatever, holding an umbrella, screaming at the water pouring out of my ceiling and crying because I have no idea what to do and we both just kinda stand there in shock as my stuff gets ruined and you let me crash in your apartment until my apartment gets fixed because you feel bad AU
• You keep borrowing shit from my tool shed without even asking AU
• I just moved in next door and I’m like 99% sure you’re insane AU
• Every year we both go all out for holiday decorating and we’ve developed this rivalry so intense that we’re p much famous in our town for it AU
• We’re both single parents and our kids are best friends with each other AU
• In which we live in a relatively rich neighborhood and during summers we obnoxiously sit in loungers, drinking lemonade, and ogle the cute pool boy together AU
• The walls in this apartment building are really thin and I can hear you having mental breakdowns all the time are you okay? AU
• You’re one of those annoying people who tries to make casual conversation all the time and brings people baked goods and stuff and I just want to mind my own business but somehow we end up being friends or something?? AU
• This is the first time I’m living on my own and my parents decided to spontaneously drop by in a few hours to see how I’m doing pls let me borrow some cleaning supplies and food so that my parents will believe I’m a functioning, responsible adult who totally cleans and doesn’t just have condiments and eggs in my fridge AU
• We have weekly get-togethers where we gossip about our other neighbors AU
• Your dog keeps pooping on my lawn AU
• You just moved in next door and you’re convinced your house is haunted so you seek refuge at my house when you get freaked out and eventually rope me into investigating for paranormal activity and the only reason I’m doing any of this is because you’re really freaking cute AU
• All of our other neighbors are crazy so we bond over that fact that we’re the only normal people on the whole street AU

who throws things in a fight ? : who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? : who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ?  : who is more adverse to physical contact ? : who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? : who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? : who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? : who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? : who is more likely to cheat ? : who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? : who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? : who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? : who is most likely to be dishonest ? : who is more emotionally closed off ? how does this affect their partner ? :  who is the dessert person ? : who is more conservative ? : who hates/dislikes oral sex ? :