::You would know, I guess. You are the one who deals with Autobots all day long. Hah, I can see the next morning meeting, your commanding officers absolute dismay as you present your pie chart. ring me proof of you having done it, I’ll fraggin’ keep you with booze for a fortnight.::
::Oh, lovely. I can’t see myself sharing my good ol’ war wounds with somebot able to get into my processor, pal. I might end up doing Bad Things, so let’s not go there. I’m not half as crazed as your warlord, anyway.::
And, now he’ll never shut up–
::The bar? That’s the second love of my life, mech. It’s in a space-station, and in order to keep the energon flowing, I have to go down into a maze, and kill nests of energon-devouring monsters the size of a normal mech. Beyond that it’s the only home I’ve ever had, actually. I don’t just work in it, I own it with my mate. It looks after me, shelters me, and I keep her in perfect shape. It’s the best kept secret in Void, heh.::