New Secret Knots comic: “Outside - A Lydia Ray story”.
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
Wait…what?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful
and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive
he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of
Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?
all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades
Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters
Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:
Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god
Snoop is legit; don’t come for him.
He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.
Love him, great man
IMPORTANT!!!!
JUST IN CASE there’s anyone seeing this funny picture who doesn’t fully understand why this is a terrible idea a circuit breaker is a safety device. It’s designed to shut off a given circuit in the event of an overload. If you stop it from doing its job, you could set your house on fire. Even if that doesn’t happen, you can also cause really expensive damage to your house’s electrical system.
Most houses (and other residential units) will have outlets on several different circuits. (Major appliances, like the stove and refrigerator, usually get their own.) If you have a breaker that keeps tripping, look around for an outlet that still works when that breaker trips, and plug some of your stuff in there instead. (There may even be a helpful diagram inside of the door of your breaker panel--most of the places I’ve lived, it was either left blank or completely illegible, but it’s worth checking.) The idea is to spread the load out over multiple circuits.
TIL the function of a circuit breaker isn't common knowledge
What the hell else do people think they're for?
Remember that there’s at least a whole generation of people who were raised without any serious education on how to maintain homes or personal property by their parents or schools
Who is your dad, now?
You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.
The sky
Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.
Super Mario Bros.
Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.
John Mulaney
He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.
Omfg
Pokemon
Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.
OP
OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess
This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into
Amen to that. Tumblr taught me my Tupperware is antisemitic.
Etiquette warnings shown before silent films (1910s)
Hats were like the cell-phones of the 1910s.
Es ist ja immer schön, ausländische Artikel über Deutschland zu lesen. Ein paar besondere Highlights:
The custom is something of a national obsession, with many Germans habitually opening windows twice a day, even in winter. Often the requirement is included as a legally binding clause in rental agreements, mainly to protect against mould and bad smells.
Gabs nicht sogar Gerichtsentscheidungen, dass 3x pro Tag lüften eine hinzunehmende Forderung ist, um Schimmel zu verhindern?
Impact ventilation, or Stosslüften, which needs explanation for most people unfamiliar with Germany except for experts in air hygiene, involves widely opening a window in the morning and evening for at least five minutes to allow the air to circulate. Even more efficient is Querlüften, or cross ventilation, whereby all the windows in a house or apartment are opened letting stale air flow out and fresh air come in.
Wir hatten ja schon hier breit diskutiert, dass Briten aus deutscher Sicht eine unerklärliche Angst davor haben, das Fenster zu öffnen.
In Germany, windows are designed with sophisticated hinge technology that allows them to be opened in various directions to enable varying degrees of Lüften.
Ja, wenn ich das mit den Fenster hier vergleiche, dann ist “sophisticated” wahrscheinlich das richtige Wort. Der Mechanismus, mit dem ich meine Fenster hier im UK nach oben außen schwenken kann, würde ich dagegen mit “overcomplicated” beschreiben. Und wir sollten nicht vergessen, dass Schwenken in Deutschland auch mit uralten Fenstern möglich ist, man muss dann halt nur noch nen Hebel umlegen.
In some black communities there’s still a stigma that kinky or coarse hair is “bad”, which couldn’t be further from the truth. There’s no such thing as good or bad when describing someone’s natural hair texture or type. To those struggling to love and accept their natural hair because of societal pressures, remember this - straight, curly, kinky or wavy, it doesn’t make a difference. Embrace your hair the way it is, no matter what society tells you. All hair is good hair. It’s your Crown.
by Tess Janssen
Basket of Light, Sumpagno, Guatemala, 1989.
Photo by Flor Garduño
capri / @anaelisabetaxx
Ihr kennt vielleicht die BWL-Justus Memes. Ein Pärchen aus meiner Klasse studiert auch BWL und sie sind einfach genau so.
- Ihre Eltern sind Unternehmer.
- Sie fliegen mehrmals im Jahr.
- Wenn sie nicht fliegen, fahren sie mit ihrem Porsche, den bestimmt Papi gezahlt hat, weil sie nicht arbeiten.
- Gut, er versucht, Deutschrapper zu werden, aber ich bezweifle, dass man bei 100 monatlichen Hörern auf Spotify viel verdient.
- Sie macht auf Instagram einen auf Influencerin.
- Im Urlaub buchen sie dann ein Fünf-Sterne-Hotel, gehen erstmal bei Gucci, Louis Vitton und sonstigen Edelmarken shoppen und gehen in teure Clubs.
Here’s the thing about Spider-Man. Everyone knows about the responsibility thing. But they don’t realize he thinks everything is his responsibility. And no one has enough great power to deal with that. No matter what’s happening in his life, he still worries about everyone else. He still puts other people’s needs ahead of his own. It’s just who he is. Spider-Man is Peter Parker. And Peter Parker is my responsibility. Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker in Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man (2019) #11
F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with the Halloween Party (S08E06)