mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew. 

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

We don’t want any

my internship boss was talking about how he had to work in a mail room to make ends meet during college where he “only made $6/hr” and

Your casual reminder that if the minimum wage had kept pace with inflation, it’d be a little over $22/hour today!

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

Comic #47 Don’t compare yourself to other people. 

Why does “you get what you pay for” only apply to consumers and not employers?

Why do employers offering minimum wage expect dedicated, hard working, knowledgeable, experienced employees instead of just someone who shows up and does the job?

If you’re only willing to pay the minimum, you should only expect to get the minimum.

daily reminder that bo burnham is a good person

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

What the fuck

every single time.

IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS THIS OPENLY THANK YOU I LOVE YOU