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fleabag moodboard

a bird apartment

and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought

Emilia Clarke photographed by Alexi Lubomirski for Elle Magazine (2017)

my life is missing a homoerotic scene where i come to an old castle seeking shelter from a storm- all helpless and shivering with a white blouse plastered to my body by the rain- only for the door to be opened by my mysterious vampire love interest holding a candle and saying “oh you poor thing…lets get you warmed up” and then i get railed.

Arya Stark: throws knives, plays assassin moves, appears dangerous and deadly

Everyone else: 😬

Gendry:

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you

it’s like i always say: fuck

*catches feelings*

*throws them back*

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

demons strengthen with numbers

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams