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You're not your fucking khakis

@abigbrownbear / abigbrownbear.tumblr.com

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2K15 goals, copied ya.

1. Finally put on some real muscle, especially in the leg department. 1 1/2. Start training strongman. 2. Make it a whole year without getting in a car accident. 3. Continue not drinking. 4. Less stubbornness. 5. Improve relationship with my twinface, love you! 6. Not get a hair cut..im going to grow it back. 7. Get new glasses, that aren't crooked, loose, and falling apart. 8. Move out, while continuing to save money. 9. Go to Rock Fest with my brother, I know it would mean the world to him. 10. Reconnect with my father, 4 years is long enough I suppose. 11. Convince 2 people to start working out regularly and love it as much as I do...okay almost as much, im maybe a little obsessed with it aha. 12. Take my Niece to the Zoo. 13. Work less and take more time for myself, no one deserves 55-60 hours a week with no appreciation. 14. Finally watch August Rush again, I've suggested it so many times, but nobody wanted to watch it. So I will anyway haha. 15. Lastly, actually do this list.

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 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

No I haven't, unless you count the songs "why I fell for you" but that can be sung to anyone really.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Earlier today at work, im pretty sure it's almost a daily thing for me.

: 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yes, a few things actually haha....a dirty rag, a folder and some paper work that goes into our files....im at work, which is an oil refinery, and I still found pink haha.

: 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?

Ummm.....Metalasfuck

: 77) How can I win your heart?

Be a terrible co-councillor my first night on the job and let me deal with a kid smashing his skull on the hard floor....lets be honest twinface you won it ages ago hahaha.

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six, seven, eighteen, twenty six, sixty three ;)

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: 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on

I'm all over, no real preference really. But more often than not I'll just rock my underwear.

: 7) What's your strangest talent

Hmmmm....i can clap with one hand? Oh I can also drink unhuman amounts of coffee and stay unaffected by it aha..

18) Do you believe in karma

I'd love if it was legit, but the amount of shitty people who have great things happen to them makes it hard to believe. I more think, shitty people tend to keep shitty company, so in a personal way they get what they give?

: 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

About 90% of the person I've become, I struggle with having too much pride, as silly as that sounds to some people. 

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I just open up the gun show....haha, but seriously I don't know, not drinking apparently is a good one, or maybe when people see how much I legitimately care about people in my life that helps. I have no clue though. 

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answers to questions

: 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on I'm all over, no real preference really. But more often than not I'll just rock my underwear. : 7) What's your strangest talent Hmmmm....i can clap with one hand? Oh I can also drink unhuman amounts of coffee and stay unaffected by it aha.. 18) Do you believe in karma I'd love if it was legit, but the amount of shitty people who have great things happen to them makes it hard to believe. I more think, shitty people tend to keep shitty company, so in a personal way they get what they give? : 26) Are you happy with the person you've become? About 90% of the person I've become, I struggle with having too much pride, as silly as that sounds to some people.  63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I just open up the gun show....haha, but seriously I don't know, not drinking apparently is a good one, or maybe when people see how much I legitimately care about people in my life that helps. I have no clue though. 

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

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Going to the gym, or Driving while listening to metal.

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for all two of my followers haha.

1) Sexuality?
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you wear?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
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