Oh thank God a reputable profession

i think about this tiktok comment every day

Once again, the Irish continuous to be based

Don't know what happened this time but agree 100%

EU suspended all humanitarian and development aid to the Palestinian people, Ireland was one of the few countries that took a hard stance against the EU's decision. The decision was later reversed.

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

Fun fact I never got to share on stream: Tucker Carlson's most recent book did not make the NYT bestseller list. Do you know what book beat it out? Baking Yesteryear by that tiktok cooking twink.

the fact that fat people are made to feel bad about everything down to how loud or hard they are breathing says a lot about this society

so many people are sharing their own experiences with this and i want to thank you all for being vulnerable and bringing more awareness to the struggles the fat community face.

i grew up dancing and ALWAYS breathed so hard and sweat A LOT. to the point my dance teacher would ask me if i'm okay in front of the whole class and i would feel utter humiliation.

i, too, have held my breath when walking across college campus for my classes, or when i was filming a video because i was so scared of someone commenting on my breathing.

this is not something we should have to feel bad for, a NORMAL human thing such as BREATHING. it's been said many times, but it cannot be said enough. we deserve so, so much better than this.

I gotta sell this one I think. Anybuggy wanna make an offer before I put braincycles toward figuring out a cost?

Hood of Toyota RAV4 for scale (with lounging dashboard skeleton for lols)

May I offer you some texture in these trying times?

Before I read the text I thought someone put panties on their car

#its tumblr that’s not the weirdest thing Ive seen today

Knitting center of my brain: Ooh, nice shawl

Entire rest of my brain: Marketing so misogynistic now they've cut out the whole entire woman and just put the bikini directly on the car

Everyone else shut up this is the only funny response on the entire post

Oh ZOD it’s happening

You got that right

Oh hey, spotted the UK reblogger

I also thought for a brief moment that it was a car in… briefs

I just finished another one and so help me Zod I am holding off until tomorrow on photographing so I can take pictures of it on the hood of the car

Here we goooooooo

But wait—

AND MORE

Anyway these are all for sale. Ask questions. Make me an offer!

<Announcer Voice> This

SATURDAY

SATURDAY

SATURDAY

come on down to the Blissgrounds! We have

SHAWLS

SHAWLS

SHAWLS!

So many colors!

So many sizes!

So much texture!

<slaps the roof of the Rav 4>

You can fit so much cozy on this bad boy!

So come down to the Blissgrounds this weekend!

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

she would do numbers on tumblr.com

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.