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sad trash multi fandom blog

@adrenya / adrenya.tumblr.com

I'm too old to sort my mess out so ya'll can have a little of everything. Generally not here so I run a queue, then I'll post 75 things in a row, then disappear again.
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My back hurts

I read a post about putting your age in your blog or else you’ll get blocked, and realized I’ve never done that here. Never even occurred to me. Then I got curious about my social media footprint, so I checked the creation date of my LiveJournal. In 2 weeks it’ll be old enough to buy cigarettes in most US states. Happy almost 18th birthday to my LJ I guess. My most recent post was 2 weeks ago about how I sometimes miss it. The post before that was in 2017. The post before that was 2013. I’ll probably do another one if the site still exists in 2026.

Even this Tumblr is probably old enough be in high school I think.

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ampervadasz

imagine being on your little dried peapod shell of a boat with your fragile little human self and then

out of the depths below

the Divine

God-Beasts

come right up to YOU

capable of crushing you without even noticing you

and ever so gently

so gently

roll back and forth around the dried leaf you're sitting on

just to maybe examine you and see what you're doing in their world.

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loubatas
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kaedien

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

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roarykooper

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

This is one of the few things America and Australia have solidarity on without England. You can drive 4 hours to see friends it’s fine it’s normal. England is so weird for this.

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fleshdyke

list of things that i think medieval peasants would love

  • cirque du soleil
  • redbull
  • shark week
  • the mythbusters
  • that guy on tiktok that makes those absolutely insane cocktails
  • sex gifs
  • doing whippets
  • microwaves
  • nuclear bomb test videos
  • those skydiving wind tunnels
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one of the funniest thing that happens to me regularly is when i'm dressed The Way I Dress, esp in very short shorts or very audacious trousers, and straight women start giving me A Look that's meant to be like. a policing look between women, to show social disapproval

but then they look up at my face, realise i'm a man and NOT a woman, and you see them doing like. a double take, often with their jaws full on dropped

bc their intention was to do the crab bucket slutshaming thing at another woman and it doesn't apply to me... or does it?

bc sometimes they decide to go back to Plan A and do the slutshamey lipcurl of disgust (they've decided i count as a woman) and other times they sort of tut and avert their eyes entirely (they've decided i count as a homo)

and other times they just. stare. (forget to decide)

favourite reactions by bystanders to my general mode and manner of dress:

  • straight women who do the above. they do it most if i'm in a crop top, and middle aged cishet women get Particularly Mad about it
  • straight (or "straight") men who are staring at me, and then i make eye contact with them, and because of Rules of Masculinity they hold my gaze to show they're manlier than me. the longer this goes on the more he realises he is making meaningful eye contact across a public place with A Homosexual (Known) and the more visibly unsettled he becomes until he breaks eye contact
  • straight men who look at my waist/ass and look appraising, then see my face and blanche with disappointment at the fact that All That belongs to man
  • the same thing but when it's lesbians 😔 i'm so sorry, ladies
  • but also when elderly queer ladies and leather dykes see me and make like. big hand gestures and go "YEAH!!" and similar and i do the same about their outfits bc they always look cool as fuck 🤝
  • goth and alt people, queer people, people in lolita or other subculture clothing, etc who see how i'm dressed and grin, either at me and exchanging smiles, or privately to themselves after seeing me and then passing me by
  • ditto the above who see me, grin, nudge their friends, and are visibly enthusing over my dress w them
  • children who stop stockstill to stare up at me. bonus if they do it in groups (which they often do). bonus bonus if the adults they're holding hands with / leashed by stumble at the abrupt brakes put on by their spellbound children seeing the species homo homo for the first time
  • "you look like a pirate!"
  • "you look like a vampire!"
  • "you look like Prince!"
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