life is weird because one minute you're 13 wondering if you'll ever see the age of 18 and the next you're 28 and excited to go shopping for lamps

im just fucking with you my liege

google search how to cough up the ball of grief that's been stuck in your stomach since birth

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

*covered in each other’s blood, both holding knives to each other’s throats* yo bro… a-are we about to kiss right now?

does anyone know when we get to stop being afraid

MATH SMITH aka DAEMON TARGARYEN   explains HOUSE OF THE DRAGON THE TONIGH SHOW (September 16, 2022)

Trivia from Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn't truly like him enough to marry... only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

winona ryder’s character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says “hey thats weird right” and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like “woah category five woman moment incoming”

Jane Foster || Thor Love and Thunder