Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

This is what this photo looks like. To me

late night phone calls and guided masturbation

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

Anything else while I've got the ladder out?

Buttercup representing my 4 moods 

March 15 AM: heading to the Senate

It really is worth every second 

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enough “chicken soup for the soul.” how about some chicken soup for the hole

that’s just regular chicken soup

not gonna lie i forgot mouths existed

another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life