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Phone sigils

Phone sigils fae

Faeries keep stealing phone

Gun license New Jersey

sometimes your disability actually does stop you from achieving the things you want to do

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

Both of these accounts still exist. I hope they see us peering into the corpse of their former selves.

Got jumpscared by Hugh Laurie at my local library today

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

this is the best smash up yet

Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.

this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix

mentally can’t distinguish it from the original

It’s by Neil Cicierega, by the way.

you can tell because it was posted by tumblr user neilcicierega, who’s probably a big fan

"how are you doing?"

well *wipes tears* *takes a hit* *coughs for 5 minutes* *takes a swig of water* *takes a painkiller* *takes another swig of water* *pauses music* im living deliciously

2024

When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update