• “Woah, when did you get that?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
• “You’re saying this was an accident?”
• “What a shiner!”
• “If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
• “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
• “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
• “Let me kiss it better.”
• “If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
• “Another fight?”
• “What happened to your face?”
• “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
• “Let’s get you to bed.”
• “Let’s get you to the hospital.”
• “Why are you so calm about this?”
• “You’re bleeding!”
• “What are friends for, ey?”
• “So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
• “You need to look where you’re going.”
• “I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
• “Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
• “Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
• “I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
• “You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
• “I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
• “How could you be so careless?”
• “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
• “H-how many of them were there?”

• ❝wait, so… santa’s not real?❞
• ❝don’t you dare tell him/her santa’s not real!❞
• ❝i can’t believe you told him/her santa’s not real!❞
• ❝i got you a gift.❞
• ❝you got me a gift?❞
• ❝i thought we said no gifts?❞
• ❝i know we said not gifts, but i got you one anyway.❞
• ❝i found a stray (animal of choice), and i couldn’t leave it alone, so it’s your christmas gift!❞
• ❝i wanna put the star on top of the tree!❞
• ❝you wanna put the star on top of the tree?❞
• ❝i’m too short to put the star on top of the tree.❞
• ❝you’re too short to put the star on top of the tree.❞
• ❝here, i’ll lift you up so you can put the star on top of the tree.❞
• ❝those decorations are horrendous!❞
• ❝those decorations are beautiful!❞
• ❝wanna decorate the tree with me this year?❞
• ❝i don’t like your decorating skills, so i’m gonna do it by myself this year, but you can watch!❞
• ❝i want a/n (animal of choice) for christmas!❞
• ❝what do you want for christmas?❞
• ❝are you crazy? it’s freezing outside!❞
• ❝let’s go outside and play in the snow!❞
• ❝is it snowing?❞
• ❝man, it never snows! i wish it would!❞
• ❝how about we just stay inside and cuddle all day?❞
• ❝let’s go have some hot chocolate!❞
• ❝i want some hot chocolate!❞
• ❝i don’t drink hot chocolate.❞
• ❝hey! don’t throw snow balls at me!❞
• ❝ha! i dropped a snowball in your shirt!❞
• ❝i’m not getting you anything.❞
• ❝i don’t really have anyone to spend christmas with.❞
• ❝i’d rather spend christmas with you.❞
• ❝i can’t spend christmas with you this year.❞
• ❝you can’t spend christmas with me this year?❞
• ❝is that mistletoe?❞
• ❝you don’t have to kiss me… mistletoe is a stupid tradition anyway.❞
• ❝don’t you dare get me anything.❞
• ❝christmas is stupid.❞
• ❝i’m not doing anything for christmas.❞

• “You need to do the sleep. I need to do the sleep.”
• “I don’t think that’s supposed to do that thing, is it?”
• “Well, whatever floats your goat, friend.”
• “This game tears families apart… I get to be the racecar!”
• “I want one of those. I’ll ride it into battle.”
• “It needs to not be cute. That’s not even fair. It’s not.”
• “You can fight my face, then.”
• “Stop laughing at my incompetence, that’s rude!”
• “Yes, I just put the mayonnaise in the cabinet. Don’t judge me.”
• “My hands stopped handing an hour ago.”
• “Have you ever wondered about frogs? Just… frogs?”
• “Sleep is for the WEAK! —- And I am the weak, apparently.”
• “I’m not tired. YOU’RE tired.”
• “I could wrestle a bear if I wanted to!”
• “I’m ready to fight! I’m not sure who I’m fighting, yet, but — !”
• “Can I boop your nose? Just a little boop?”
• “Can I just sleep here tonight? Walking to my room requires effort.”
• “I might be barely conscious, but I’m still the winner!”
• “It’s three am and I’m making a bagel. Clearly, I have my life together.”
• “Am I trying to science this show, again? I am, aren’t I?”

requested by @ fandom-inkling

wehrmxcht:

“Never tell me the odds.” “All right, I’ll give it a try.” “Do, or do not. There is no try.” “Hey! Save your strength. There’ll be another time.” “I love you.” “I know.” “Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.” “Who’s scruffy-looking?” “I won’t fail you. I’m not afraid.” “I can’t. It’s too big.” “Judge me by my size, do you?” “There’s something not right here… I feel cold. Death.” “I am wondering, why are you here?” “I’m looking for someone.” “I’m looking for a great warrior.” “Wars not make one great.” “They’d be crazy to follow us, wouldn’t they?” “Hey, I’m only trying to help.” “Would you please stop calling me that?” “You make it so difficult sometimes.” “You could be a little nicer.” “Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I’m all right.” “Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.” “You like me because I’m a scoundrel. “There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.” “I happen to like nice men.” “I’m nice men.” “Your weapons, you will not need them.” “Control, control, you must learn control!” “Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?” “I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.” “It looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.” “That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.” “I don’t know where you get your delusions, laser brain.” “I’ll see you in Hell!” “Impressive. Most impressive.” “You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger.” “You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.” “I take it back.” “You must unlearn what you have learned.” “They’re getting closer.” “I think we’re in trouble.” “We’re in trouble!” “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.” “It’s a trap! It’s a trap!” “Either shut him up or shut him down!” “Why didn’t you tell me?” “How ya feeling kid? You don’t look so bad to me.” “That’s two you owe me junior.” “You were lucky to get out of there.” “I’m not really interested in your opinion.” “You have learned much, young one.” “You’ll find I’m full of surprises.” “Don’t get excited.” “Being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited.” “Sorry sweetheart. I haven’t got time for anything else.” “Would it help if I got out and pushed?” “Might I inquire as to what’s going on?” “ You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don’t let yourself be destroyed.” “You have failed me for the last time.” “I had no choice.” “We’re going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer.” “I’m not going to argue with that.” “Some day you’re gonna be wrong, I just hope I’m there to see it.” “You certainly have a way with people…” “We would be honored if you would join us.” “I don’t know what you are talking about.” “You’re great help to us you’re a natural leader.” “You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.” “I have a bad feeling about this…” “It is the future you see.” “I’m terribly sorry about all this.” “I’ll be back.” “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet.” “I hope you know what you’re doing.” “I really don’t see how that is going to help!” “You don’t have to do this to impress me.” “Perhaps you think you’re being treated unfairly?” “This deal is getting worse all the time!” “I feel terrible.” “It’s not my fault.” “What are you doing here?” “You look absolutely beautiful.” “Hello, what have we here?” “There is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you.” “You do not yet realize your importance.” “I’ll never join you!” “No. No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!”

acidtoned:

• “I saved Latin. What did you ever do?”
• “I was punched in the face. What’s your excuse?”
• “So we both have dead people in our families.”
• “I’m sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!”
• “Mmm, I’m a little bit lonely these days.”
• “She’s sweet, but she’s fucked-up.”
• “I just wanted to say, I’m sorry I threw rocks at you that day.”
• “Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.”
• “I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up.”
• “That’s the last time you put a knife in me!”
• “Let’s shag ass.”
• “I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet, maybe dynamite.”
• “What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!”
• “Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
• “Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass.
• “If we don’t handle this right, we’re gonna all get murdered.”
• “Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie?”
• “Obviously people are gonna think I’m a showboat and a little bit of a prick.”
• “This is an adventure.”
• “I still wish I could breathe underwater.”
• “If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out.”
• “We fuckin’ stole it, man.”
• “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
• “We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?”
• “I love you. I never hurt you you on purpose.”

part 6

• “ Where’s our bible? ”
• “ Now, I know what you are thinking, clearly I did get my pump on but that’s just because I did a bunch of push-ups outside also why I am out of breath. ”
• “ What the shit are you talking about!?! ”
• “ That’s not much of an adventure is it? Kind of tragic. ”
• “ You can’t censor me bro, I’m kind of a bad ass. ”
• “ We are not men who get a lot of opportunities, and the ones we’ve had we’ve squandered. ”
• “ I’ll give you fifty bucks if you take your top off… and drink soup out of my shoe. ”
• “ Why don’t you walk in front of me so I don’t get your blood all over my feet? ”
• “ I don’t remember most evenings ”
• “ Just so I’m clear, you don’t actually think things are going to come alive because you’re spending the night in museum, right? ”
• “ I’m not fat, I’m pregnant! ”
• “ I browned out that evening. ”
• “ Sometimes, I wonder though, if our lives are really more valuable than theirs. You know what I mean? ”
• “ What’s your spaghetti policy? ”
• “ Are you wearing makeup? ”
• “ Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I’m wearing a leather suit? ”
• “ I just don’t question the things you do anymore. ”
• “ If animals have taught me anything, it’s that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road. ”
• “ This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks. ”
• “ Parenting is pretending you know what you’re talking about, then jamming it down their throat! ”
• “ THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS! ”

veilled:

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .