Ideal work schedule:

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

Aauugghh I feel the adderall kicking in… no..! No!!! It’s making me focus on POSTING..!!!

MY MOST LOUYAL SERVANT.. BETRAYS ME..!

i’m at my clits end

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"

You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc 

“how are they finding time to fall in love when the worlds ending” and what are we all doing right now 🤨

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

im going to be violently ill because i cant be a knight who does quests for a living. it isnt fair.

alright.

wsb is so fucking funny actually

just jerked off and killed myself but im feeling better now can we still go on a walk tonight

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

Bad news about the divine

for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music