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@swankysiren

So this is my tumblr. It's consist of pr0n, cat gifs, and food. Its NSFW so beware kiddies.
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This one, is because you managed to avoid your spankings that you deserved, by quickly kneeling over and sucking on my cock.

This one, is because you didn’t wear your apron while doing the dishes.

This one, is because you did them naked instead, while you knew i was watching, and you just wanted to tease.

This one, is because when I saw you, and instructed you to put something on yourself, you turned around and started spreading soap bubbles all over your body.

This one, is because the dishes are still dirty now, but we’re fucking.

And finally,  this one, is because you like it, and i know that. You little, dirty, slut.

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[NSFW]
Smexy times with the Uchiha trash prince. Whether it’s with you or your OTP, you can decide. Enjoy. (●´∀`●) 
[The audio is originally from Girl’s Therapist: Volume 1.] [Album image from here.]
More here and here.

[Edit on 1/5/14]

By popular demand, here’s a TRANSLATION!!

<0:00>

It doesn’t hurt right? That’s good. I’m going to touch you now.

<0:15>

You’re so wet. If it hurts, tell me. Where do you like it?

<0:30>

Here? Or is here better? Ah, it seems like it. Your voice is coming out?

<0:45>

“Why are you saying that?” Because you’re so cute. Each of your reactions—all of them are so lovely, I can’t resist. Tell me all the places you feel good.

<1:00>

This plump place is shaking and dripping.

<1:15>

Amazing. It’s overflowing. At this rate, you’re gonna dirty the sheets.

<1:30>

Can you feel my fingers inside you? Amazing. You’re sucking me in so easily. That’s a good sound.

<1:45>

Let me hear it again? Let me hear it.

<2:00>

Really. You can feel it anywhere I touch. So cute.

<2:15>

What’s wrong? You’re gonna cum? Alright, show me your best face.

<2:30>

You came? You’re so sexy and beautiful.

<2:45>

Is it ok if I put it in soon? Thank you. Hold on a moment.

<3:00>

<3:15>

Slowly ok? Are you alright? Just a bit more. Open your mouth a little.

<3:30>

Good girl.

<3:45>

It’s all in. Is it painful? The inside is so warm

<4:00>

And feels so good. Can I move?

<4:15>

You’re squeezing me so tightly. Can I be a little rougher?

<4:30>

I wanna fuck you deep and do so many things to you. I love you, love you.

<4:45>

I really love you. I’m in love with you. You’re squeezing me even tighter. That’s right. Don’t hold back. Cling to me more.

<5:00>

<5:15>

I’m almost…at my limit.

<5:30>

<5:45>

I’m gonna pull out ok?

<6:00>

I’m putting my clothes on wait so just a second. Is your body ok? I wanted to hold back but in the end I may have gone overboard.

<6:15>

Will you be okay tomorrow? I’m sorry.

<6:30>

Thank you. But really, don’t force yourself. It’s already this late? I wanted to stay with you until morning but as I thought, I don’t think I can do that.

<6:45>

If I go back in the morning, will you be late? Then, I guess I’ll go back.

<7:00>

Don’t make that face. It can’t be helped. Well, I think I’ll use the shower first.

<7:15>

After, I’ll go back home. You should go take a nice hot bath and rest. I’ll be really quick. Good.

<7:30>

I’ll go grab a towel and I’ll be right back.

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argumate

but really porn is just the canary in the coal mine that our supposed general purpose computing devices are tightly controlled by a duopoly that makes Microsoft in the ‘90s look relaxed and open minded: Apple doesn’t want porn apps on its phones, so there are no porn apps on its phones; other apps can stay if they tithe 30%, but they’re on thin fucking ice.

you can leave Tumblr and go to another social network, but if that gets sufficiently popular it will face the same threat, there is no escape.

the last bastion of freedom is the open web, and I anticipate the day when mobile Safari blocks access to sites that aren’t signed by Apple, for security reasons.

the right to install whatever software you want on your own computer is a vital one, and we should be fighting for it.

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d0nn0

Hey guys im back i can’t wait to beat my meat on this app

Oh no

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Ways to un-stick a stuck story

  • Do an outline, whatever way works best. Get yourself out of the word soup and know where the story is headed.
  • Conflicts and obstacles. Hurt the protagonist, put things in their way, this keeps the story interesting. An easy journey makes the story boring and boring is hard to write.
  • Change the POV. Sometimes all it takes to untangle a knotted story is to look at it through different eyes, be it through the sidekick, the antagonist, a minor character, whatever.
  • Know the characters. You can’t write a story if the characters are strangers to you. Know their likes, dislikes, fears, and most importantly, their motivation. This makes the path clearer.
  • Fill in holes. Writing doesn’t have to be linear; you can always go back and fill in plotholes, and add content and context.
  • Have flashbacks, hallucinations, dream sequences or foreshadowing events. These stir the story up, deviations from the expected course add a feeling of urgency and uncertainty to the narrative.
  • Introduce a new mystery. If there’s something that just doesn’t add up, a big question mark, the story becomes more compelling. Beware: this can also cause you to sink further into the mire.
  • Take something from your protagonist. A weapon, asset, ally or loved one. Force him to operate without it, it can reinvigorate a stale story.
  • Twists and betrayal. Maybe someone isn’t who they say they are or the protagonist is betrayed by someone he thought he could trust. This can shake the story up and get it rolling again.
  • Secrets. If someone has a deep, dark secret that they’re forced to lie about, it’s a good way to stir up some fresh conflict. New lies to cover up the old ones, the secret being revealed, and all the resulting chaos.
  • Kill someone. Make a character death that is productive to the plot, but not “just because”. If done well, it affects all the characters, stirs up the story and gets it moving.
  • Ill-advised character actions. Tension is created when a character we love does something we hate. Identify the thing the readers don’t want to happen, then engineer it so it happens worse than they imagined.
  • Create cliff-hangers. Keep the readers’ attention by putting the characters into new problems and make them wait for you to write your way out of it. This challenge can really bring out your creativity.
  • Raise the stakes. Make the consequences of failure worse, make the journey harder. Suddenly the protagonist’s goal is more than he expected, or he has to make an important choice.
  • Make the hero active. You can’t always wait for external influences on the characters, sometimes you have to make the hero take actions himself. Not necessarily to be successful, but active and complicit in the narrative.
  • Different threat levels. Make the conflicts on a physical level (“I’m about to be killed by a demon”), an emotional level (“But that demon was my true love”) and a philosophical level (“If I’m forced to kill my true love before they kill me, how can love ever succeed in the face of evil?”).
  • Figure out an ending. If you know where the story is going to end, it helps get the ball rolling towards that end, even if it’s not the same ending that you actually end up writing.
  • What if? What if the hero kills the antagonist now, gets captured, or goes insane? When you write down different questions like these, the answer to how to continue the story will present itself.
  • Start fresh or skip ahead. Delete the last five thousand words and try again. It’s terrifying at first, but frees you up for a fresh start to find a proper path. Or you can skip the part that’s putting you on edge – forget about that fidgety crap, you can do it later – and write the next scene. Whatever was in-between will come with time.
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did-you-know

If you keep getting trapped at your desk by chatty coworkers, your browser can help you out. Google Chrome’s extension ‘NOPE | Can’t Right Now’ adds a button to your browser that immediately calls you when you click it. Once you answer the phone, you hear instructions on how to look like you’re sorry you had to take an ‘important’ call, and hopefully they’ll get the hint and leave you alone. Source Source 2

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men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

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rideitslut

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

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mannytoodope

Kennex Take a sample of this blood and send it to Rudy for analysis. Dorian: Don’t need a lab box. I just downloaded the information Rudy should have it now.

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“anime, it’s the best.”  –michael b jordan, 2018

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Enterprising Chinese who live or travel abroad have built makeshift businesses buying make-up, jewellery, and clothing, among other items, and reselling them on popular online platforms in China like Taobao or WeChat. The practice is known as daigou in Chinese, and by 2015, had built a market estimated to be worth $6.5 billion.
It might also be shaping perceptions of Asian shoppers.
A complaint recently filed by New York-based law firm Wigdor against Macy’s alleges that managers at its flagship Herald Square department store in Manhattan instructed staff to racially profile Asian customers and limit their buying out of concern that they might engage in online reselling of the goods. The lawsuit was first reported by the NY Post.
According to the filing seen by Quartz, one of the plaintiffs said that her manager once told her bluntly, “Don’t sell to Chinese [customers].” She added that she was instructed to only sell one unit of a product to Asian customers, whereas non-Asian customers could purchase up to six. Another plaintiff leveled similar allegations, claiming that her manager told her that non-Asian customers could purchase eight units of a single item, whereas Asian customers could purchase “fewer than six.” Another recalled her manager stating that she could not sell to a repeat Asian customer within 90 days of his or her last purchase.
According to Wigdor’s complaint, Macy’s requires a manager’s approval on every purchase that involves more than six units of one product.
All four employees were terminated in April 2016, according to the filing, after they complained to the Macy’s union and to managers. Three of the four identify as Asian-American, said the filing.

And also:

This is bulllshit. As if white people don’t flip products all the time like every other place on the planet. This is just another ‘greedy, devious’ Asian shopkeeper stereotype.

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