I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

an encounter

Wet Beast Wednesday

Eating mealworms off a rock, like a 🦎 lizard

When we drink we do it right, like a lizard🦎

put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended

The things I'd do for him... and him only... 🥴💖

This took a lot of time to finish OUGHH but anything for my dear lovely (male)wife <33

(Reference picture is used!)

two things

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

girl we have GOT to get out of bed faster than this