it’s fun for me just to grab a

Bite to eat

Plus my burgers got some sauce that's sweet!

Just saw a pigeon walking around with no head

And it had no wings and no legs either

And it had no body and no tail and it had no feathers and no job

I didn't see anything walking around

you have to beat fume knight to get the original post back

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

post paused, let’s talk about this now

Everybody needs Todd Howard in a teletubby costume holding a shotgun on their blog.

This post changed the world

Eight years later and I still see people talking about this edit I made like it’s a real picture

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

I want to feel the sense of slow motion and tranquility as I watch a crossbow bolt careen towards me at 80/mph fired by a CEO of a big company who bought my life

this is the only believable one

they should change the name of queer eye to queer guys

they should change it to gay guys

bring his ass to a simmer

yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

3 years spironolactgnome

ohh i am so small and under a mushroom

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together