my advice to the signs
aries: yall are super funny and daring and adventurous !!!! Selena was an aries so i love yall. you definitely take on life by the horns !!! but .. yall need to stop talking about urselves so much.. like let ME speak ask me about MY life i once was friends with an aries that literally i knew everything about their life their siblings their problems their hobbies their favorite food but they didnt even know my real name bc they never let the topic deviate from being about them LMAO. ur lives are interesting but chill and take time to make interaction not so much about proving how cool you are but actually being intimate with a person.
taurus: yall seem so distant sometimes. yall can be guarded and i dont think ive ever met a taurus that easily admits their own faults, at least not unless they are EXPLICITLY making it clear they are open to it. yall are definitely more responsible and dependable tho. but.. work on not having a stubborn facade up or being so hard set in your beliefs. I feel like yall have the hardest time with people disagreeing with you, u get heated so fast or belittle others when they do that. Also is it jus me or do yall have the nastiest coughs ??? drink some tea or sumn.
gemini: omg... yall need to be careful what two sides of self you choose to have. Because it’s inevitable you will have two sides, but two often yall two sides be like... one side of you is FUCKED UP and the other side is tolerable. make sure your sides are like.. genuinely you.. not you trying to please people or get money or other things that detract from knowing your genuine self.. because thats where we start lookin fake as hell. A lil inconsistency is okay but when one side of u is all for uplifting ur ppl and the other side is u bein the white mans/womans sub... its time to reevaluate... shout out to kanye west and azealia banks. But when u carefully cultivate ur two sides and use that to appeal to many crowds UNINTENTIONALLY while being GENUINE to yourself, you really become very successful and are generally very likable and fun to be around.
cancer: yall can be super sensitive and very emotional. Thats not necessarily a bad thing but when u get that under control, u really get caught up in less bullshit. I used to have like immense beef with a cancer, and she once flipped out on me bc she was jus very on defense and sensitive. after that, i was jus messy and i was tellin her that she had no hairline, and making several reaches just because i didnt like her. But she was jus like.. completely over me and everyone else that had beef with her and stopped caring and so she stopped gettin caught up in ppls bullshit and just sorta started living her life. I even forgot why i didnt like her in the first place until now lmao. So thats my advice to u. Learn when to care, and chose your words wisely, and have someone to talk u down when ur feelin very attacked. I feel like yall tend to get in the most drama.
scorpio: stop flirting with people you have no intention of being with !!! also a lot of the time uont even realize u leadin ppl on !!! get a fucking book or google it or something !!!! bc every fuckin scorpio i know do this !!!! also stop acting so mysterious its so corny just like, tell a person how u feelin and whats going on !!! Yall are so overrated get ya damn heads out ya asses ya flirty mysterious personalities aint foolin me. But i admit one of my best friends is a scorpio, and its partially bc while i dont kno a lot about her life bc shes not that open, i never notice bc she covers it up by being playful and not so serious or distant. Shes intimate w/o needing to open up, just by being able to have a good time with anyone she meets. Thats my advice for you, stop being so guarded so no one notices how little they know about you.
virgo: every single virgo i kno caught up in the sinful traps of the carnal !!!! like every single one i know so caught up with it !!!!! but at the same time yall be the sensitive ones and truly are the sad shawties of the zodiac, and i often think u so caught up in that stuff bc u lookin for love and affection. And very often yall get cheated out of it, bc u care so much but u end up latching onto ppl who cant match that same caring energy, at least not at the same level/time as you. Yall are very caring sensitive people, and my advice to u is to choose wisely who u care for but also not let ppl who let you down stop you from being so caring and sensitive. You are a truly underrated sign.
capricorn: yall can either be very hardworkers that always trynna improve, or very stubbornly in the same place trynna be a kid forever. I dont really care either way lmao both ways yall can be very nice to have around. ALSO yall always be the ones that help the squad avoid trouble when they actin a fool, you always think ahead no matter which one u are. The real thing imma talk about is, you can be very distant and guarded with people, in ways you dont even know. One of my best friends is a capricorn and i didnt even know she cared about me until a year into our friendship, turns out she values me a lot and it honestly shocked me. Same with one of my exes, i really thought he thought i wasnt shit and it wasnt until much later that i found out he regretted how he treated me and cared for me. Yall are the masters of putting up a facade, my advice is to work on recognizing how you do that and work on letting your walls down, especially with people who matter to you. Too often do they not even realize they matter to you, because you often assume they just KNOW when you only offer very subtle forms of confirmation that often go dismissed. Take some time once in a while to let someone know how much you value them, in clearly understood blunt ways.
Pisces: yall are very complex people i've learned, you can be very kind holy people and heathens at the same time. Being serious, one thing i notice about you is you feel so intensely that you often end up erasing info that doesnt support that feeling, like you have selective memory about details that happen. And that often shows in relationships, you'll be with someone who has several traits that are red flags, but you just dont acknowledge them or dont tell people about them and make situations out to be fantastic and like nothings wrong. Honestly, same goes for when you dont like someone or when something bad happens, there may be several really good things that happen but you'll select whatever supports your feeling that things are bad, and communicate that with people and want them to take your side. I need yall to be able to sorta calm out intense emotions and consider all details, rather than just the ones you wanna see. Because not only do you often end up confusing yourselves, you confuse the people that talk to you. But too often have i met pisces that dont even know their own genuine big-picture feelings on a situation, because they get so caught up in moments. Take a lot of time to reflect when you dont feel intense.
Aquarius: yall are the most prone to being able to stand on your own with your own ideals. however, a lot of the time this can make u detached or even seem slightly try-hard because you dont want to follow the crowd. Also you can like, completely ignore how to censor yourself to be sensitive to people's emotions, but yall genuinely be thinkin they jus cant handle the truth when u jus be rude as hell sometimes lmao. I'd say work on knowing self rather than making sure you aren't mainstream, and also taking into consideration people who value emotions more while you value intelligence more. Respect ppls emotions !!! Otherwise, yall are pretty cool and successful and often classy, even if u can be detached.
Sagittarius: yall are so wild sometimes and aside from geminis, yall have the most very wild annoying celebrities. You can be super kind and are a very hilarious sign because you are able to take risks ! However, be careful of how you take risks, because sometimes yall be treadin into territory that make ppl wanna beat the shit out of u tbh. Also, yall can really be speakin ur mind and i be like "hoe dont do it" and then u say some dumb dumb shit and i be like "oh my god". but all in all i generally like you and see no problems. Just be careful how u joke around bc yall be the type that go "its just a joke!" like please..
Libra: yall are very friendly and social and easy to get along with !!! like yall are probably the most likable sign like i dont think anyone can not like you as a whole ! But along with that, you're often people pleasers and sacrifice your own beliefs or things you really wanna stand for in order to avoid conflict and keep the peace. You often fight for others or against unjust situations, but often neglect to fight for yourself or what you want. Take some time to remember that you matter !!! It is okay to make an unpopular decision or do something that causes conflict if its what matters to you !!! I know you just want love and friends, but another thing is that your people pleasing often makes you blend in with the crowd or be forgettable sometimes. Don't be afraid to stand out and be controversial !!! Because yall be some of the most intelligent amazing funny people but you dont show it because you dont want to disappoint or offend anyone.
Leo: okay.. yall be the folks that always wanna fight like shit !!! why yall always fighting !!! chill !!!! ur catchphrase is "fight me" or "you can catch these hands" like !!! you are very confident people and believe in yourself in very admirable ways, and are often rolemodels. however, this is often interpreted as arrogance, and while you may believe your opinion is the right one, people often feel belittled and pick up on that. You may not care a lot of the time, but this also causes friction in friendships and relationships, and you're often not even aware of it until all of sudden several people are having an intervention with you !!! You just genuinely think you're right, like most people do !!! But you're essence is just very intimidating. Take some time to at least PRETEND you're trying to understand the other side, actually acknowledge what they're saying and try to boost their confidence that they arent a dumbass, especially if you're talking with someone you care about. Just being around you people's egos tend to shatter, and because of your domineering personality you often enforce that ego shattering, so take time to make sure you dont make people cry or scared lmao bc that happens a lot. Also stop being so aggressive and wanting to fight all the time !!!
