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“You know, if someone would do me a favor and just punch me in the face right now, that’d be great.”

“Someone call for a punch in the face~? It’s a little outside a merchant’s job description, but I’m happy to volunteer.”

Frederick (via incorrectfequotes)

A friend of mine sent me this article and I had a realization.

{OoC - Fantastic. Now I can’t read Aversa and Gangrel’s Scramble Conversation without replacing all of Aversa’s lines with the lyrics to Stupid Hoe.}

Has this been done yet—

"…words can only begin to express the unfathomable degree of my disapproval… I’ll get to work on crocheting small clothes… disgraceful…"

Cue a naked Anna streaking past, waving her Levin Sword threateningly at her cat, who has darted up to the knight to deposit her cloak at his feet before dashing off with the rest of her clothes.

What was that about lances? She wasn’t entirely positive about that. But from the sounds of it she was looking at something, which Morgan could not see. “H-Hey come on what are you seeing?” She whined, now just wanting to help spread the spirit of all of tis.

"Let's just say that if I were to try to grab what I just saw, I am fairly sure they would be made of steel. Godsdamn~

Ah! But yes, as your sole guardian/designated responsible adult, I'm afraid I have to crash the party and insist you cover your fragile, totally mature eyes. I can't very well have you see me naked, after all."

"Naked revolution, Anna!" And the princess was going to grin and bounce over to the other girl.  "Come join us!  It’s fun!"

"L-Lucina!"

The trickster really shouldn't have been surprised--though the princess was indeed stern at times, she had her moments of whimsy too. 

Still, there was nothing quite like getting an eyeful of the commander's daughter. Even Anna had to appreciate a little bit.

"Darling, I am all for a good party but, ah... well, let's just keep you away from your father for the time being," she stammered, still trying to process what she was seeing.

Morgan was glad to see that she wasn’t resisting about this at all. But once that hand covered her eyes she started to pout. That would take all the fun out of this!

"Auntie! I’m mature enough to handle this! And besides, we can work as a team for all of this!"

"I'm sure you are darling, but trust me when I say that nothing dispels the illusion of a battle hardened warrior like finding out their 'lance' isn't as--"

She cut herself off mid sentence as she was distracted by one of the passing soldiers, who seems to have gotten into the spirit of the whole thing.

  "Oh my~"

"What happened to everyone’s clothes? Did we have a party that I missed out on or something??"

"One thing or another it is a naked revolution of some kind!"

Anna was quick to cover her niece's eyes, creating an effective blindfold out of gloved hands. 

"Morgan, dear, you should probably head back to your tent before you see something you wish you hadn't. Don't wait up for me, though."

"Auntie Anna is about to have a lot of fun."