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A collection of doodlings, scribblings (or there will be if I ever get around to posting them) and things I generally find amusing. Some of those amusing things: Anything Book Related, Writing, Art, Mythology, History, Harry Potter, Terry Pratchett, Deadpool, Friends, and Supernatural
Jenna has read 89 books toward her goal of 100 books.
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Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

  • It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology
  • It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman
  • If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter
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darkbluemint

I’m into this

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swan2swan

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pluto’s reaction:

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livelygold

My players are working their way through Waterdeep: Dragon Heist but they aren’t great at taking notes. Since stuff is about to go down, I figure I need to train them into it. So… what’s a DM to do? Design them their own notes documents? Obviously. Download the PDF here.

Any feedback team? Do these seem like they’d be useful for players? Anything else I should include?

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beeishappy

The Late Show’s Doin Her Best Barbie in response to Mattel’s ‘Shero Collection’ crafted after real iconic women for International Women’s Day | LSSC | 2018.03.08

i love doin her best barbie and i want her to be real

I love her and I’m proud of her for dumping Jason’s ass and wearing pants. Keep on keepin’ on, girl.

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Hey what’s up, that HTTYD 3 poster got me fucked up

So this official poster has been released for How To Train Your Dragon 3 and it has left me with… opinions. 

My first initial reaction was excitement! Oh hell yeah HTTYD 3 is coming out! I adored the first two! But then i saw…

SIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH I knew immediately that this was most likely a female night fury and fuck yeah shit fuck it is which is so disappointing. I could write a huge essay on how female characters are portrayed in media. I could write a massive blog about smurfette syndrome and how female characters are always just a pink, soft version of their male counterparts, or how female animal or anthro characters still have to fall into society’s beauty standards so we do crazy things like give ducks tits or large eyelashes. 

I COULD talk about why these things occur, and how this is a worrying reflection of how society views human females, that males are the default and females are the other… but I’m not going to do that TODAY.

Hi my name is India and not only do I have an animation degree, but I also have a degree in animal and veterinary science.

This design doesn’t just insult me as an animator. This design insults me as a scientist. 

Let’s begin. 

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!

Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!

If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!

Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!

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lily-orchard

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

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sirhate

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

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Discworld books are a bit like Ghibli movies in that they make me want to be a better person, but in a very different way. Ghibli movies make me want to start an herb garden and learn to paint and go have an adventure. Discworld books make me want to FIGHT. Discworld makes me want to stand up when the injustices of the world have knocked me down, makes me believe that my voice and my power matter, because they are MINE, and I have to use them to change the world for the better. I have to look at these terrible things in life and fight back against them with all I have, because that is my responsibility as a human being. You have to try! You can’t give in to hopelessness! And maybe you won’t succeed, but the bit you do still matters! You have to create good where there is none! You have a duty to the world!

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I always want to do mermay, and then I always promptly forget about doing mermay, so before I forget about mermay again here’s a technically incomplete mother and daughter I’d like to do something with someday :’D

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amesantiagos

okay it definitely hasn’t been easy, but here’s to another season full of laughs, wholesome friendships, great storylines and just pure happiness, NINE NINE! 🍻💖✨🎉🎉

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direct link to Netflix suggestion form, so you dont have to scroll thru two (2) articles to find the link:

Judging by the articles coming out right now, it looks like the strongest chances of it being picked up are by Hulu and NBC, so I would recommend concentrating efforts there. Would be very cool if Netflix did pick it up, though.

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the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

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madlori

benjamin and gerrold’s

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