I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

All over me pls

It happens this year folks…

folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

merry christmas 

Tumblr algorithm:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

The only thing that will survive THE PURGE

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

America’s Next Top Model, The Girl Who Pushes Tyra Over the Edge (S04E07) 

Life-Size 2: Christmas Eve (2018)

DRAG THEM NEIL

oh my fucking god