After All, I Am Still Here

just normal royal advisor things

ALISTAIR 💀💀💀

this is still one of the funniest images ever idc

within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

jesus christ I just found a third guy who's afraid of werewolves. what the fuck is happening here

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

disappointed in this update because my basic understanding of Halsin is that it is, in fact, completely in-character for him to kiss you before the final battle whether or not you’re in a relationship with him. Possibly whether or not you’re in a relationship with anyone else. He’s very happily polyamorous (and horny), he loves you at least as a friend, and you both might be about to die. Halsin should go around the group kissing each person like Jack Harkness with Nine and Rose in the series one finale.

disappointed in this update because my basic understanding of Halsin is that it is, in fact, completely in-character for him to kiss you before the final battle whether or not you’re in a relationship with him. Possibly whether or not you’re in a relationship with anyone else. He’s very happily polyamorous (and horny), he loves you at least as a friend, and you both might be about to die. Halsin should go around the group kissing each person like Jack Harkness with Nine and Rose in the series one finale.

saying "acknowledge racism in the things you like" will have people saying things

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

wait wait you’ve been pondering at the museum? I’ve just been jerking off there

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

Them: WHAT ELSE

Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭

The perfect timing of one of the brain earthquakes while at Wyrm's Rock made it sound like my Durge was fed up with Lae'zel hating on owls

Buying a car

English added by me :)

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only