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THIS.

*hissing* ALLLLgorithmsss!

Just a head’s up, when meat eaters say things like “I’m glad you’re not like most vegans you’re cool about it” what they really mean is “I’m glad you’re silent about animal cruelty so I can eat animals without having to think about it.”

No actually what they likely mean is “I’m glad you’re not like PETA and compare women’s bodies to beef and pork” or “I’m glad you’re not the type of asshole who blames poor people for not being able to afford healthy vegan foods instead of getting upset at the grocery chains who throw out tons and tons of perfectly good produce”

see also: “im glad youre not one of those vegans who compares the meat industry to the holocaust”. anti-semetic, sexist, racist, and classist rhetoric is unfortunately quite common among vegans and it’s disingenuous as hell to act like having an issue with that is silencing vegans.

Also “I’m glad you aren’t one of those vegans who thinks I should put my health on the line”

“I’m glad you don’t harass me over my life choices because you’re a decent fucking human being who realizes that throwing humans under the bus so you can have an ego trip is a shitty thing to do”

Coming from a non-vegan, I have never seen a vegan who is more aggressive/angry than a non-vegan who is angry at a vegan just existing with a diet they’ve chosen.

The Today Show dresses as the Peanuts Gang and it’s the stuff of nightmares

this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

nudytattooer

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

thank you so much……………………………

dusty_past

your hands, i want to hold them.

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

I am a

⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 Kingdom Hearts fan Looking for

⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 Kingdom Hearts 3′s month and day of release

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

actually if you were invisible the first thing you’d do is go blind because no light would hit your eyes it would just go through them

so being invisible would suck

you must be fun at parties

Trashy but also positive

Chaotic good white trash

How does this even happen

Platonic Kisses Are Important

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

Just bros being bros

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh