Vore the rich

Vlad happens to come across the jocks beating on Danny, and steps in.

to show them how it’s done.

”#vlad is mayor, #helpin the football team beat up the local loser, #i’d want to read this in dash or kwan’s pov”

tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

Guys, stop with the DARE Tim versus stoner Tim discourse, obviously both are true and he's a lying hypocrite!

tim hosting a DARE assembly at school: i will avoid peer pressure and drugs and try my best to prevent others from ruining my happiness. i am and will continue to be drug-free.

bernard: i saw you hit a blinker in the bathroom before this.

tim: shhhhh, bear i'll let you hit my cart if you keep your trap shut…

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

the day cass learns to flirt its over for stephanie

task manager kill this man

ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched programme

The best thing about the new stardew update is you can tell concerned ape got comfortable just being fucking weird. Which is understandable considering most indie devs have to be some level of insane

I HATE

I HATE IT

obsessed with the wlw haley trend

The Bats, in Another Red, when they start thinking of Danny as one of theirs: "Well at least we got some variety with the bright, cherry red hair!"

The Bats, when Danny finally trusts them enough to let his roots grow out some: "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT- EVERY TIME."

Harvey skyrocketing in popularity among stardew fans solely because of that Hozier song is so funny to me because it makes me feel like we are playing 2 VERY different games. Harvey is not "I'd rather take my whiskey neat my coffee black and my bed at three" he's a walking ball of anxiety dork of a man who probably goes to bed at 10 pm every night. If anything, the roles should be reversed cuz I KNOW the farmer is a freak.

i reckon krobus would get along with the farm pet

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one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

I feel the need to add this

Death Of The Author is out, Bullying Of The Author Out Of A Forum About Their Own Work is in

Ive seen lots of people replace God with Ancients when Danny says thing like “oh my God” to “oh my ancients”

I love that it’s just almost on other outsider character question it; which is weird. If someone replaces a common word you’ll at least be confused.

I’ve only seen in one (DPxDC) fanfic where they explain that Danny is pagan, and goes I little more into detail while also being vague. and I love that idea

I just want to see more of that.

I personally love the idea that's ancients have altars, and I feel like Danny would Unironically have altars to some of his favs. He's got a snow globe for Frostbite, a few weapons for Pandora, a stuffed dragon for Dora (I don't know if she is actually an ancient) and a really fancy clock for Clockwork.

If this is a DPxDC fic he could have the altars set up in his room in Wayne Manor. Or he could be devastates that his parents/The GIW/Vlad destroyed his altars when they attacked his home. Or maybe he had to leave his altars behind and his new brothers can bond by helping him rebuild them.

And I extra love the idea of brand new Ancient of Space Danny slowly realizing others are making altars to him! Dani makes them on her travels to tell her brother where she is and how she's doing, accidentally spreading the worship. Jazz always keeps an altar in her college dorm, more to check up on him and make sure he's eating than worship.

And then in the DC universe, people Danny saves as Phantom create little altars or visit larger ones to give thanks. Distant space fairing civilizations find their ships return home when they worship so the Green Lanterns report the spread of a new religion that seems almost universal despite distance or lack of contact

"Oh Ancients" for non Ancients means "oh my God"

"Oh Ancients" for the Ancients and Danny (whether he's a budding Ancient or not is not important) means

Actually, my therapist has told me this is a healthy way of processing things. Because you can get the trauma out of your head And you can write the ending you wish it had. The trusted person rescue, the catharsis of getting to kill the one who hurt you.

It's good for your brain. It's healthier than bottling it up. Fiction is where we go for emotional release. That can be true with trauma too.

so what you're saying is

character: NO

therapist: YES

Adding @dear-massacre's tags because they are so true:

#this is why it's important to remember that fictional characters are fake #they have no agency. they're made up #it hurts no one to make any character go through the horrors #it is healthy and cathartic