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Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.

#images#sherlock holmes#sorry i don't turn rabid and marry the prettiest girl in sight at the push of a button my dear watson

Watson is like "of course I proposed marriage to a girl I met two days ago, I'm normal and make rational decisions"

#I read this part just the other day#He literally proposes within two days it’s crazy

Every Sherlock Holmes remake that tries to make Watson the straight man does him a great injustice. Mfer is a total madlad. Everyone's like "oh he's not addicted to hard drugs and doesn't do chemistry experiments in his bedroom for fun" there are subtler ways to be completely unhinged.

The thing is, Watson may or may not instigate the Situations & Shenanigans, but he voluntarily spends most of his Sherlock Holmes, who DOES!

““Normal”“ people do not do that.

Watson will show up at Holmes' place and be like "are you doing any investigations of super weird shit today" and Holmes will be like "yes I am cornering this dangerous mass murderer, you should come and bring your gun in case anyone tries to shoot us" and Watson will do it without question, thinking "I'm so glad he's got something wholesome to distract himself with so he doesn't take more cocaine".

Stop motion wood working

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Round of applause for the Dems who should've been allowed some medical leave but who hauled fucking ass to make this vote.

House Democrats did EXACTLY what people have been asking them to do: every single human who could physically be there was there, every one of them voted no. United opposition.

If you've been calling to yell at your Reps it's not a bad idea to call and say "thank you, this is the way, keep doing this."

congressional switchboard (202) 224-3121

(dont know your Rep's name? look here)

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

when you walk in and they have this on their wall

you know the panties hit the floor

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

don't you dare hide this in the tags

based firemen

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”

me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?

“no”

would you feel like a woman?

“no?”

so you wouldn’t feel male or female

“yeah what’s your point?”

So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)

him:

“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”

Yeah basically

“so why do they use “they” so much”?

if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?

“no…”

And the opposite?

“no…”

Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”

it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across

if someone challenges you to break through a wall within fifteen seconds, you use a wrecking ball, not precision tools. I think you did marvelously.

Hello friends, mutuals, and awesome followers, I'm breaking my rule of no face/no name on the internet to ask for some help!

My partner and I are moving so I can go back to school and we can all start our lives together. We're a trans and queer family with a kid and several cats, and due to various life complications are rather tight on money for moving costs. Between being on workplace disability for a year (me) and being a single dad navigating how shitty it is to be a single parent in America (my boyfriend/future fiancee) things are going to be rough for the next few months while we move and get re-established several states away. So I'm asking for some help, from whoever can spare it!

I want to acknowledge that there are many more desperate and worthy causes out there to be giving money to right now. I debated ever making this because, frankly, I felt really shitty making a donation plea when there are devastating plights happening all over the world (but the truth is we are down to budgeting our last 5 dollars and doing a lot on credit). If you don't have much to spare and/or would rather use what you have to help people facing true horrors, I not only understand but encourage that. If you can lend us a hand I'll be extremely grateful, and if you can't I would still be extremely grateful if you could pass this link along in case there are people down the road who can help us out.

Cheers y'all, and I hope the world is treating you kindly today -Dyn

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.

literally got this exact advice from my therapist so i'll add on her last piece of it: if you ask someone if they're mad at you and they say no, believe them. either they're actually genuinely not mad or they'll learn to be honest eventually.

To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

I wanted someone to play it as soon as I saw it and they delivered

Thirsty

(Source)

I am undone without you.

hating furries is just a silencer on the gun that is hating on lgbt+ tbh

NO need to leave this in the tags go off