My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

I'm turned on

Fun fact this is the image that inspired me to write this post which has haunted me since the moment I released it into the world

Didn’t realize until recently that if you go the crab pot route in stardew valley when you get to level 10 you can get a perk where crabpots work without bait.

Do you know how huge that is? You can just put this cage in the water and then every day for the rest of time there’ll be a shrimp in there. With no input from you. Imagine the possibilities.

Imagine if there was a twink in there

something very nostalgic and peaceful about having your windows open on summer nights

OP face reveal

Amazing pull ruined by tuttie fruttie excess

absolutely enchanted by you pjack. this post would be amazing even if it was on any other blog but yours specifically elevates it

by the way why do you eat so much jelly belly jelly beans

Can i fucking live my life over here

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

UNDERRATED TAG

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

i only believe in the rpf that’s true btw

save me asymmetrical armor designs. help me single shoulder pauldron

save me cool big glove or gauntlet on one hand