she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

so th queen can move so fast in chess cus she farts hard with that ass

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there are many images that bounce around in my skull constantly. this is one of them

same energy

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

Clothes should have silica gel packets stitched inside of them, so that when you get out of the shower you can just put on your clothes and they dry you. But then we couldn’t eat our clothes

this is the funniest fucking tweet ive ever seen

im the joker if he was nice

bugs bunny

there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

must've been the animals

Peer reviewed and passed.

GET IT WHITE BOY

it’s white boy wednesday

She gone girled irl

Elephants have learned highway robbery

the antagonist of barbie bmovie has been revealed! its

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Makuta Teridax from. Bionicle