I put the "sexy" in dyslexia

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

barista: the usual, ma’am?

me: yep, i can’t start my day without it

the usual:

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

the scientists

I found this article from April 2019 with good news!

“When we put Romeo together with Juliet, we recorded the first [courtship] call. Romeo called for the first time for a mate. It was really amazing. It’s super loud, and it’s the first recorded call for this species.”

“He swam really fast to her and he started also doing a really funny dance we call the twinkly toes. … He was shaking his toes while he was in amplexus. That was also something new for us.”

“I hope they are going to lay eggs soon,” she said. “I’m really excited to see the eggs because we don’t know how many eggs they [make]. We [also] don’t know where they put them, where they lay the eggs — under the rocks or between rocks or just in the surface of the aquarium. We don’t know. It’s something new for us.”

Le frogge

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

“Cleanse me, Mother”

“thank”

Okay but when will girls be praised for cleaning the whole house and cooking for the whole family and being organized and taking care of younger siblings/children the same way families praise their boys when they wash their own fucking dishes.

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

aw fluffy booboo

aw fluffy booboo

Musicals where the band is on stage and has costumes and reacts to what’s happening on stage, reblog if you agree.