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Part Man, All Model.

@prince-pretty / prince-pretty.tumblr.com

I'm here for one simple reason: to make the world gorgeous.Indy RP blog, unabashedly bisexual, but slash always floats my boat, lover. Mun is 21+. nsfw. Smut welcomed
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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

*Frowns* That was before I got to FCW. I got that candy cane for life now!

*Tugs off my shirt and kicks off my pants, lying down with my hands behind my head, still sucking on the treat* You can start with my nipples, I want ‘em lookin’ real perky when I collect my Slammy. And do it with a smile…ya look kinda cute when ya smile. 

*smirks and raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* For life, huh? Really? I dunno, seems like you haven’t been doing much straddling of Santa’s lap lately. I bet this tight lil’ bod of yours is just dying to be touched, isn’t it? *drags tongue slowly around your nipple and sucks wetly on it*

*Rubs my eyes* Shut up, ya meanie! *Sniffles*

*Runs my hands through your hair, getting it all messed up and sticky from the candy cane* Yeah, I like when ya put yo mouth to work, s’much better than hearin’ you talk. We gotta keep yo paws busy too.

*runs both hands up your naked torso and squeezes your pecs hard, biting down on your other nipple*

Hmmm….better?

*Arches up into the sensation, pulling your hair roughly* Much better, Baby Slut. 

…Ah fuck it. Rub my Dick. I ain’t been touched in too fuckin’ long. The Champ needs to jizz…

*rubs my sparkly bulge against your crotch, the skintight spandex sliding back and forth over your cock* Yeah…I know that feeling…I haven’t visited the North Pole in quite a while, if you know what I mean…

*Groans loudly* Goddamnit, Baby Slut!

…Ya want me to make it snow in the Breeze?

*slides down and expertly swallows your cock, murmuring an enthusiastic “mmhmm” around it, then pulls back and lets it pop out* Thought you’d never ask…I know how much you like my ass…

*Covers my eyes and takes deep breaths* So goddamned slutty…

Hold up. Stay right there *Reaches down for my phone, takes a picture of you with my Dick in your mouth* Niiiiiiice.

I dunno…ya gotta sell me on takin’ a trip to Cuteville. Gimme yo best.

*sits back and reaches down to my crotch, finding a hidden zipper in the seam and pulling it down to reveal my raging hard-on* Well, how about this? *grabs both our dicks and begins to stroke them in unison, then leans over and whispers into your ear* In case you were wondering, the zipper goes all the way around to the back….

*Flicks your Dick* Baby Slut cock. *Snaps a pic*

Mmm, I like you doin’ all this work. You must want my D real bad. 

Oh yeah? Why don’t ya let me see? Put on a show for me, slutty elf. Work for the Dick.

Turns around and straddles your thighs, then bends forward and slowly unzips the zipper, exposing a gorgeous view of my tanned ass cheeks and puckered hole* How about this? I know you haven’t had one like this in a while…have you? *sticks fingers in my mouth and uses them to spread the slickness around, dipping a fingertip inside*

Did ya make this yourself…? *Examines the costume, sliding my hands over your cheeks, spanking both sharply*

You’re goddamned shameless. *Palms my crotch as I watch you play with your hole* You’re doin’ a p. good job…but I wanna hear you ask real nicely for it.

*backs my ass up closer, looking back at you and licking my lips* Please, Captain....I want that Big Dick. I gift-wrapped my pretty ass just for you, y'know...

*sits back, rubbing your stiffness up and down in the valley of my ass crack*

Don't you wanna play with your gift? *bounces slightly*

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

*Frowns* That was before I got to FCW. I got that candy cane for life now!

*Tugs off my shirt and kicks off my pants, lying down with my hands behind my head, still sucking on the treat* You can start with my nipples, I want ‘em lookin’ real perky when I collect my Slammy. And do it with a smile…ya look kinda cute when ya smile. 

*smirks and raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* For life, huh? Really? I dunno, seems like you haven’t been doing much straddling of Santa’s lap lately. I bet this tight lil’ bod of yours is just dying to be touched, isn’t it? *drags tongue slowly around your nipple and sucks wetly on it*

*Rubs my eyes* Shut up, ya meanie! *Sniffles*

*Runs my hands through your hair, getting it all messed up and sticky from the candy cane* Yeah, I like when ya put yo mouth to work, s’much better than hearin’ you talk. We gotta keep yo paws busy too.

*runs both hands up your naked torso and squeezes your pecs hard, biting down on your other nipple*

Hmmm….better?

*Arches up into the sensation, pulling your hair roughly* Much better, Baby Slut. 

…Ah fuck it. Rub my Dick. I ain’t been touched in too fuckin’ long. The Champ needs to jizz…

*rubs my sparkly bulge against your crotch, the skintight spandex sliding back and forth over your cock* Yeah…I know that feeling…I haven’t visited the North Pole in quite a while, if you know what I mean…

*Groans loudly* Goddamnit, Baby Slut!

…Ya want me to make it snow in the Breeze?

*slides down and expertly swallows your cock, murmuring an enthusiastic “mmhmm” around it, then pulls back and lets it pop out* Thought you’d never ask…I know how much you like my ass…

*Covers my eyes and takes deep breaths* So goddamned slutty…

Hold up. Stay right there *Reaches down for my phone, takes a picture of you with my Dick in your mouth* Niiiiiiice.

I dunno…ya gotta sell me on takin’ a trip to Cuteville. Gimme yo best.

*sits back and reaches down to my crotch, finding a hidden zipper in the seam and pulling it down to reveal my raging hard-on* Well, how about this? *grabs both our dicks and begins to stroke them in unison, then leans over and whispers into your ear* In case you were wondering, the zipper goes all the way around to the back….

*Flicks your Dick* Baby Slut cock. *Snaps a pic*

Mmm, I like you doin’ all this work. You must want my D real bad. 

Oh yeah? Why don’t ya let me see? Put on a show for me, slutty elf. Work for the Dick.

Turns around and straddles your thighs, then bends forward and slowly unzips the zipper, exposing a gorgeous view of my tanned ass cheeks and puckered hole* How about this? I know you haven't had one like this in a while...have you? *sticks fingers in my mouth and uses them to spread the slickness around, dipping a fingertip inside*

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

*Frowns* That was before I got to FCW. I got that candy cane for life now!

*Tugs off my shirt and kicks off my pants, lying down with my hands behind my head, still sucking on the treat* You can start with my nipples, I want ‘em lookin’ real perky when I collect my Slammy. And do it with a smile…ya look kinda cute when ya smile. 

*smirks and raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* For life, huh? Really? I dunno, seems like you haven’t been doing much straddling of Santa’s lap lately. I bet this tight lil’ bod of yours is just dying to be touched, isn’t it? *drags tongue slowly around your nipple and sucks wetly on it*

*Rubs my eyes* Shut up, ya meanie! *Sniffles*

*Runs my hands through your hair, getting it all messed up and sticky from the candy cane* Yeah, I like when ya put yo mouth to work, s’much better than hearin’ you talk. We gotta keep yo paws busy too.

*runs both hands up your naked torso and squeezes your pecs hard, biting down on your other nipple*

Hmmm….better?

*Arches up into the sensation, pulling your hair roughly* Much better, Baby Slut. 

…Ah fuck it. Rub my Dick. I ain’t been touched in too fuckin’ long. The Champ needs to jizz…

*rubs my sparkly bulge against your crotch, the skintight spandex sliding back and forth over your cock* Yeah…I know that feeling…I haven’t visited the North Pole in quite a while, if you know what I mean…

*Groans loudly* Goddamnit, Baby Slut!

…Ya want me to make it snow in the Breeze?

*slides down and expertly swallows your cock, murmuring an enthusiastic “mmhmm” around it, then pulls back and lets it pop out* Thought you’d never ask…I know how much you like my ass…

*Covers my eyes and takes deep breaths* So goddamned slutty…

Hold up. Stay right there *Reaches down for my phone, takes a picture of you with my Dick in your mouth* Niiiiiiice.

I dunno…ya gotta sell me on takin’ a trip to Cuteville. Gimme yo best.

*sits back and reaches down to my crotch, finding a hidden zipper in the seam and pulling it down to reveal my raging hard-on* Well, how about this? *grabs both our dicks and begins to stroke them in unison, then leans over and whispers into your ear* In case you were wondering, the zipper goes all the way around to the back....

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

*Frowns* That was before I got to FCW. I got that candy cane for life now!

*Tugs off my shirt and kicks off my pants, lying down with my hands behind my head, still sucking on the treat* You can start with my nipples, I want ‘em lookin’ real perky when I collect my Slammy. And do it with a smile…ya look kinda cute when ya smile. 

*smirks and raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* For life, huh? Really? I dunno, seems like you haven’t been doing much straddling of Santa’s lap lately. I bet this tight lil’ bod of yours is just dying to be touched, isn’t it? *drags tongue slowly around your nipple and sucks wetly on it*

*Rubs my eyes* Shut up, ya meanie! *Sniffles*

*Runs my hands through your hair, getting it all messed up and sticky from the candy cane* Yeah, I like when ya put yo mouth to work, s’much better than hearin’ you talk. We gotta keep yo paws busy too.

*runs both hands up your naked torso and squeezes your pecs hard, biting down on your other nipple*

Hmmm….better?

*Arches up into the sensation, pulling your hair roughly* Much better, Baby Slut. 

…Ah fuck it. Rub my Dick. I ain’t been touched in too fuckin’ long. The Champ needs to jizz…

*rubs my sparkly bulge against your crotch, the skintight spandex sliding back and forth over your cock* Yeah…I know that feeling…I haven’t visited the North Pole in quite a while, if you know what I mean…

*Groans loudly* Goddamnit, Baby Slut!

…Ya want me to make it snow in the Breeze?

*slides down and expertly swallows your cock, murmuring an enthusiastic "mmhmm" around it, then pulls back and lets it pop out* Thought you'd never ask...I know how much you like my ass...

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

*Frowns* That was before I got to FCW. I got that candy cane for life now!

*Tugs off my shirt and kicks off my pants, lying down with my hands behind my head, still sucking on the treat* You can start with my nipples, I want ‘em lookin’ real perky when I collect my Slammy. And do it with a smile…ya look kinda cute when ya smile. 

*smirks and raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* For life, huh? Really? I dunno, seems like you haven’t been doing much straddling of Santa’s lap lately. I bet this tight lil’ bod of yours is just dying to be touched, isn’t it? *drags tongue slowly around your nipple and sucks wetly on it*

*Rubs my eyes* Shut up, ya meanie! *Sniffles*

*Runs my hands through your hair, getting it all messed up and sticky from the candy cane* Yeah, I like when ya put yo mouth to work, s’much better than hearin’ you talk. We gotta keep yo paws busy too.

*runs both hands up your naked torso and squeezes your pecs hard, biting down on your other nipple*

Hmmm….better?

*Arches up into the sensation, pulling your hair roughly* Much better, Baby Slut. 

…Ah fuck it. Rub my Dick. I ain’t been touched in too fuckin’ long. The Champ needs to jizz…

*rubs my sparkly bulge against your crotch, the skintight spandex sliding back and forth over your cock* Yeah...I know that feeling...I haven't visited the North Pole in quite a while, if you know what I mean...

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

*Frowns* That was before I got to FCW. I got that candy cane for life now!

*Tugs off my shirt and kicks off my pants, lying down with my hands behind my head, still sucking on the treat* You can start with my nipples, I want ‘em lookin’ real perky when I collect my Slammy. And do it with a smile…ya look kinda cute when ya smile. 

*smirks and raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* For life, huh? Really? I dunno, seems like you haven’t been doing much straddling of Santa’s lap lately. I bet this tight lil’ bod of yours is just dying to be touched, isn’t it? *drags tongue slowly around your nipple and sucks wetly on it*

*Rubs my eyes* Shut up, ya meanie! *Sniffles*

*Runs my hands through your hair, getting it all messed up and sticky from the candy cane* Yeah, I like when ya put yo mouth to work, s’much better than hearin’ you talk. We gotta keep yo paws busy too.

*runs both hands up your naked torso and squeezes your pecs hard, biting down on your other nipple*

Hmmm....better?

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

*Frowns* That was before I got to FCW. I got that candy cane for life now!

*Tugs off my shirt and kicks off my pants, lying down with my hands behind my head, still sucking on the treat* You can start with my nipples, I want ‘em lookin’ real perky when I collect my Slammy. And do it with a smile…ya look kinda cute when ya smile. 

*smirks and raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* For life, huh? Really? I dunno, seems like you haven't been doing much straddling of Santa's lap lately. I bet this tight lil' bod of yours is just dying to be touched, isn't it? *drags tongue slowly around your nipple and sucks wetly on it*

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

*Spanks your ass, rolling my eyes at your dramatics*

Yeah, Romie told me ‘bout the multiple times ya gave him athlete’s foot. I wouldn’t be so proud of that, Baby Slut. 

*Takes the candy cane from you and slurps on it* I’ll let ya make it up to me tho…by givin’ me a massage. The Superstar of the Year needs to be limber for Monday night.

Hey, It’s not my fault he was always wanting to fuck in the gym showers…what was I supposed to do? Say no?? *scoffs* I think you know as well as I do that nobody can say no to that big, thick… *watches your mouth for a long moment as you suck intently* …candy cane….

*lets out a huff of resignation* Fine- I guess since it is Christmas and everything…why don’t you take some clothes off and tell me just what needs to be stroked first?

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Bloody hell, @prince-pretty has graced us with his twinky presence!

*bows down*

Hey, no need to bend over…that’s my job, sweetie!

*spanks you*

Couldn’t resist, since @bigbootyrollins has gone AWOL. 

*sniffles*

*Bends forward and bounces my ass up and down, round cheeks jiggling in the shiny spandex*

Ohhhh....well, I hope this at least partially makes up for it then...

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much…since I’m usually the one who likes to receive….gifts, that is…. 😏

*Gropes both of your ass cheeks, giving them a firm squeeze*

This holiday season would be the perfect time for you to learn how to give. S’not all ‘bout you, y’know. Ya gotta think of others…

…Ya never got me a Girthday gift. I know cos I checked my list. Twice.

*gasps dramatically, then shoots you an offended look*

How dare you accuse me of being selfish! I’ve given plenty of awesome gifts before…if you don’t believe me, why don’t you ask that delicious Samoan “brother” of yours? I bet he can tell you about all the lovely things I used to give to him way back when we were tag team partners…*continues sucking on candy cane*

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose …a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that’s not acceptable…especially since this is the season of giving… *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

*Watches you suspiciously…while sneaking a festive butt touch* Oh yeah? What d'ya know ‘bout givin’, Baby Slut?

I like yo slutty outfit ☺️

*turns around slowly, pushing my butt against your wandering hand* Well, honestly, not much...since I'm usually the one who likes to receive....gifts, that is.... 😏

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*swishes in wearing a sparkly spandex Christmas elf costume, complete with furry hat, boots, and an oversized candy cane* Heeeeyyyy, @captainbigdickambrose ...a little bird told me you were feeling mighty lonely lately. And, y'know, that's not acceptable...especially since this is the season of giving... *sucks on end of candy cane suggestively*

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Feast your eyes on the gorgeousness that is my glittery yam bag, everyone....*basks in glory* Credit to @jeremiahprime for this awesome photo...just maybe crop out the, uh, lesser attractive of the two of us next time...

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