If You’re a Good Enough Artist People Will Listen

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues.

"ugh this is not what vampires are about :/ you've been poisoned by contemporary vampire romance"

VAMPIRES WERE BEING SEXY BEFORE DRACULA WAS EVEN A GLINT IN THE MILKMAN'S EYE

NEVER LET THE HATERS TELL YOU THAT VAMPIRES SHOULDN'T BE SAD AND HOT

#SEXYVAMPIRESFOREVER

The Timeless Trilogy

im happy they worked it out

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

I didn’t think it was possible to ship something as hard as I ship destiel……

I love how everyone who saw the Lisa Frankenstein trailer and loved it immediately thought "this movie was made for ME" and you know what? We were right, guys

Thinking about being strap deep inside of her while kissing her neck and telling her that I'm her toy to fuck her as SHE pleases

Don't forget the wedding invite his in-laws put out for his wedding.

i keep thinking abt in lisa frankenstein when she says “u like cool movies and music and stuff, but ONLY for u. u want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff and u don’t want u girlfriend to like cool stuff. do u know how uncool that is ??!!??” which i could talk abt for hrs but i’ll just say she put a lotttttta lame ass men in their place w that

we fucked up

destiel speedrun 12 years in 53 seconds

Date of origin: Jul 2, 2021

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

needs more lens flare

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009