today i learned fish can be dicks
i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it
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today i learned fish can be dicks
i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it
Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
You are so ugly im sorry
Dont apologize u didnt choose to be blind
Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”
Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”
Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”
Me:
Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”
Me:
Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!
i felt cute today
reblog this and put in the tags where youre from and what temperatures you think are too hot and too cold to go out in
i would take a bullet for fallout new vegas
what’s the scientific word for a baby clown?
Chucklet
a group of newborn chucklets is called a giggle
“Where do you wanna get a healthy snack” (Original Vine)
Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people
advice for both fighting games and social media
Me when I’ve got time
Swipe RIGHT
Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.